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	<title>Bancuri</title>
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	<description>Bancuri, Glume, Poante, Maxime, Perle</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Degetul placerii</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/despre-afaceri/degetul-placerii.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[despre Afaceri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bancheri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Degete]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[nunta]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[placere]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Tel Aviv]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un bancher evreu îşi însoară băiatul.
– Simon, fiule, mâine zburăm la Tel Aviv pentru nunta ta.. Îmi dau brusc seama că nu ti-am spus multe lucruri despre viaţa. De mâine vei fi împreună cu sotia ta, trebuie sa stii unele lucruri.
Uite, sp... ]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor Ginecolog reprofilat in Mecanic Auto</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-doctori/doctor-ginecolog-reprofilat-in-mecanic-auto.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-doctori/doctor-ginecolog-reprofilat-in-mecanic-auto.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[carburator]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[esapament]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ginecolog]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mecanic auto]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=905</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un ginecolog vrea sa se reprofileze auzind ca ar cistiga mai bine ca mecanic auto&#8230; Invata individul si se duce la un service auto sa dea test de angajare. La rezultate, stupoare: tipul luase nota 15&#8230;
Se duce si-l intreaba pe mecanicu&#8217; s... ]]></description>
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		<title>Bula batut de politie</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-bula/bula-batut-de-politie.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-bula/bula-batut-de-politie.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[cu Bula]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ban]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bula]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[politie]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=903</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bulă tocmai iese din sediul poliţiei şi epuizat, se sprijină de un pom.
Un trecător se apropie de el, întrebând:
- Nu vă supăraţi, nu ştiţi unde se bate la masina?
- Nu ştiu, pe mine m-au bătut manual &#8230;.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ramses si virilitatea</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-celebritati/ramses-si-virilitatea.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-celebritati/ramses-si-virilitatea.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[cu Celebritati]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[falus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hieroglife]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ramses]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[scrip]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[viril]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=901</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ramses al II-lea câştiga o mare bătălie. Evident, isi cheama scribul pentru a imortaliza momentul si începe să dicteze:
- Eu, Ramses al II-lea&#8230;
Scribul începe şi el sa picteze hieroglife.
- Cel mai mare dintre conducători&#8230;
Scribul no... ]]></description>
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		<title>Tinerii casatoriti</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-femei/tinerii-casatoriti.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-femei/tinerii-casatoriti.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:26:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[amor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[arta]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Balzac]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[casatoriti]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[la pat]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[literatura]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Tinerii]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=898</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tinerii casatoriti &#8230; Ea:
- Dragă, tu nu te gândeşti toata ziua decat la amor; nu am putea să discutăm puţin şi despre arta, despre literatura?&#8230;
- Bine&#8230;l-ai citit pe Balzac?
- Nu.
- OK, atunci hai în pat... ]]></description>
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		<title>Doi infractori la Calugarite</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-popi/doi-infractori-la-calugarite.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-popi/doi-infractori-la-calugarite.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[cu Popi]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[calugarite]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[infractori]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[schit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=896</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Doi infractori patrund noaptea în dormitorul calugaritelor de la un schit. Din întuneric se aude vocea uneia dintre ele :
- Iarta-i, Doamne, ca nu stiu ce fac !
- Taci din gura, zice cea de langa ea, al meu stie!&#8230;... ]]></description>
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		<title>O prostituata la ginecolog</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-curve/o-prostituata-la-ginecolog.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-curve/o-prostituata-la-ginecolog.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 10:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[euro]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[la ginecolog]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[menstruatii]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[prostituata]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=894</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[O prostituata la ginecolog.
Acesta o intreaba:
- Domnisoara, aveti pierderi mari in timpul menstruatiilor?
- Am, am &#8230;cum sa nu … vre-o doua-trei sute de euro!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Taranul si Blonda</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-blonde/taranul-si-blonda.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-blonde/taranul-si-blonda.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 16:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[cu Blonde]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cu Tarani]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[blonde]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gaina]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gara]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[taran]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[viol]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=892</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Intr-o seara, un taran cu o galeata intr-o mana, cu o nicovala in cealalta, cu cate o gaina sub brat, se uita nedumerit, cand spre stanga, cand spre dreapta drumului.
Din spate il ajunge o blonda. Cetateanul necajit de-atata bagaj, o intreaba:
- In ce di... ]]></description>
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		<title>Nevasta lui Bula - picaturi de ochi</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-bula/nevasta-lui-bula-picaturi-de-ochi.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-bula/nevasta-lui-bula-picaturi-de-ochi.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 16:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[cu Bula]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[de ochi]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[intre-picioare]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[picaturi]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[picioare]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=890</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Nevasta lui Bula isi pune picaturi in ochiul stang, apoi in cel drept si, la sfarsit, intre picioare.
- Esti nebuna? Acolo de ce pui?
O intreaba Bula, siderat de gestul ei.
- Cum de ce? Raspunde femeia. A trecut multa vreme de cand nici ea n-a mai vazut ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Badea Gheroghe si atentatul cu deltaplan</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ciobani-si-tarani/badea-gheroghe-si-atentatul-cu-deltaplan.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ciobani-si-tarani/badea-gheroghe-si-atentatul-cu-deltaplan.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 21:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[atentat]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Badea Gheroghe]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[deltaplan]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=885</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Badea Gheroghe cosea pe o crivina la marginea orasului.
Deodata vede el un deltaplan plutind pe deasupra lui si îl urmăreste curios. la primele blocuri, cel cu deltaplanul se izbeste de o clădire:
- Tzară de&#8230;rahat, teroristi de &#8230;rahat!
zi... ]]></description>
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