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	<description>Bancuri, Glume, Poante, Maxime, Perle</description>
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		<title>Ursul la farmacie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu iepuras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[farmacie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un urs la farmacie:
- 50 de prezervative va rog.
Doi iepurasi in spatele lui isi dadeau coate si radeau de el.
Ursu&#8217; se intoarce, se uita crunt la ei, se intoarce la farmacist si zice:
- 52! ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Leul, Regele Animalelor</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[leu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Regele Animalelor]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[vulpe]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Iese Leul nervos din vizuina si se repezi la vulpe:
- Ia spune draga, cine e regele animalelor ?
- Tu, tu, tu esti, maria ta, se lingusi vulpea. .
Mai merge si da peste lup:
- Ia zi gustere, cine e regele animalelor, ca-ti mananc ficatii acu&#8217;!
- Do... ]]></description>
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		<title>Senzatii tari</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cadere libera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[padure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[senaztii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vulturi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un vultur cauta senzatii tari si se urca pe cel mai inalt varf din padure si apoi sarea si in ultima clipa batea din aripi si se oprea. Un urs l-a vazut si s-a apropiat si l-a intrebat:
-Ce faci ma?
-Caut si eu senzatii tari. Vrei sa incerci si tu?
-Hai ... ]]></description>
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		<title>La vanatoare de ursi</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/la-vanatoare-de-ursi.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grizzly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moarte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[padure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs-brun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs-polar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vanatoare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[De ziua lui, Ion primeste o pusca noua de vanatoare. Dornic sa o incerce, pleaca la vanatoare de ursi. Ajuns in padure vede un urs. Pune pusca la ochi, tinteste, trage, ursul cade mort. Ion se apropie de urs, il misca cu piciorul &#8230; cand&#8230; simt... ]]></description>
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		<title>Omleta de oua a Iepurasului</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/omleta-de-oua-a-iepurasului.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-iepurasu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-ursi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[omleta-de-oua]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oua]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ouoa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[un-cos-de-oua]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Era o vreme cand prin padure bantuia o saracie lucie. Ce mai nu se gasea aproape nimic de mancare. Intr-o buna zi, un iepuras anemic si infometat se plimba visand la morcovi, varza, salate si alte delicatese. Cand,dintr-o data, ce-i vazura ochii ? In mij... ]]></description>
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		<title>Lista neagra a ursului</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 20:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ce_mai_faci]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[viata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vulpe]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mergea ursul prin padure si se intalneste cu lupul.
- Ce mai faci ursule?
- Uite, ma, am aici o lista cu animalele pe care vreau sa le omor.
- Si io sant trecut pe lista? (intreba lupul)
Se uita ursul si zice:
- Da, la numarul 6.
- Bine mai ursule, te ro... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ursul betiv</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/ursul-betiv.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 19:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-ursi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bautura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[costum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prieteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ursul si iepurasul, prieteni din copilarie, se intalnesc dupa multi ani. Iepurasul era la costum, cu o masina misto, iar ursul un betiv.
-Ba, iepurasule, da&#8217; ce bine iti merge tie.
-Da, ma, ursule, dar eu nu beau banii ca tine! Ia lasa-te si tu de ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Berea Ursus si ursul</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/berea-ursus-si-ursul.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/berea-ursus-si-ursul.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 19:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-ursi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[berea_ursus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cluj]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[complot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felicitari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ursus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vulpe]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ursul mergea linistit prin padure cand se aude strigat de lup :
- Ei, ursule, cum e sa ajungi vedeta?
- Eu? De unde si pana unde?!?
- Cum, nu stii? La Cluj au facut o bere cu numele tau!
- Aiurea, faci misto de mine&#8230;
Mergand mai departe prin padure... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ursul cu pofta de sex dupa hibernare</title>
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		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/ursul-cu-pofta-de-sex-dupa-hibernare.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 19:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-ursi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[laba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Se trezeste ursul intr-o primavara dupa ce a hibernat toata iarna cu o pofta nebuna de sex.. Cauta el in padure o zi intreaga o ursoaica pentru as-i rezolva problema, dar nimik.. Super disperat zice.. &#8220;numai conteaza.. ce animal imi iese primul in ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ursul la Farmacie</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/ursul-la-farmacie.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/ursul-la-farmacie.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 19:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-ursi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[farmacie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un urs la farmacie:
- 50 de prezervative va rog. Doi iepuri in spatele lui radeau de se tineau de burta.
Ursu ii vede, se intoarce la farmacist si zice:
- mai dati&#8217;mi inca doua !... ]]></description>
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