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	<title>Bancuri &#187; iepuras</title>
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		<title>Iepurasul amator de senzatii tari</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alocatia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cacat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ferarri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ursu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Ursul, scoate alocatia pe tot anul si isi cumpara un Ferarri. Il agata pe iepure sa mearga cu el. La impresii ursul ii spune:
- Iepurasule vrei sa-ti arat ca ii dau 300 si ne oprim la 2 cm de prapastie? Iepurasul amator de senzatii tari accepta.
Pornesc... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ursul la farmacie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu iepuras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[farmacie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un urs la farmacie:
- 50 de prezervative va rog.
Doi iepurasi in spatele lui isi dadeau coate si radeau de el.
Ursu&#8217; se intoarce, se uita crunt la ei, se intoarce la farmacist si zice:
- 52! ... ]]></description>
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		<title>De ce ai nevoie de un cui ?</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/de-ce-ai-nevoie-de-un-cui.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:34:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un iepuras intra intr-un supermarket si cerand un cui, intreaba:
- Cat ma costa un cui?
Vanzatorul raspunde:
- Ei, domnule, mai nimic, un cui se poate pierde la transport.
Timp de o saptamana, seara de seara, iepurasul nostru cumpara de la acelasi magazi... ]]></description>
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		<title>Nu mai am banane</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vanzatoare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un iepuras intra in cofetarie si cere vanzatoarei doua banane si un suc de morcovi. Bea sucul si, spre stupefactia vanzatoarei, isi baga bananele in urechi. A doua zi, la fel. A treia zi idem. Vanzatoarea, hotarata sa afle motivul acestei purtari ciudate... ]]></description>
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		<title>Omleta de oua a Iepurasului</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/omleta-de-oua-a-iepurasului.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-iepurasu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-ursi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[omleta-de-oua]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ouoa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[un-cos-de-oua]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Era o vreme cand prin padure bantuia o saracie lucie. Ce mai nu se gasea aproape nimic de mancare. Intr-o buna zi, un iepuras anemic si infometat se plimba visand la morcovi, varza, salate si alte delicatese. Cand,dintr-o data, ce-i vazura ochii ? In mij... ]]></description>
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		<title>Iepurasul prin padure dupa&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaca]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Iepurasul se plimba prin padure, când gaseste o manusa pierduta. 0 ridica si merge mai departe.
Întâlnindu-se cu vacile care pasteau la capatul luminisului, le întreaba:
- Hei, fetelor! Care si-a pierdut sutienul ?... ]]></description>
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		<title>Lista neagra a ursului</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/lista-neagra-a-ursului.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 20:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ce_mai_faci]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[viata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vulpe]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mergea ursul prin padure si se intalneste cu lupul.
- Ce mai faci ursule?
- Uite, ma, am aici o lista cu animalele pe care vreau sa le omor.
- Si io sant trecut pe lista? (intreba lupul)
Se uita ursul si zice:
- Da, la numarul 6.
- Bine mai ursule, te ro... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ursul betiv</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/ursul-betiv.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 19:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-ursi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bautura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[costum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prieteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ursul si iepurasul, prieteni din copilarie, se intalnesc dupa multi ani. Iepurasul era la costum, cu o masina misto, iar ursul un betiv.
-Ba, iepurasule, da&#8217; ce bine iti merge tie.
-Da, ma, ursule, dar eu nu beau banii ca tine! Ia lasa-te si tu de ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Iepurasul si Magarul in groapa</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/iepurasul-si-magarul-in-groapa.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/iepurasul-si-magarul-in-groapa.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mobil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Iepurasul trece prin padure si cade intr-o groapa.
Intamplator soseste magarul si iepurasul il roaga sa il ajute. Magarul intinde P*a. si il scoate.
A doua zi, aceeasi faza, aceiasi protagonisti.
A treia zi cade magarul in groapa! Iepurasul soseste, se a... ]]></description>
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