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	<title>Bancuri &#187; cumparaturi</title>
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		<title>Sotia si sutienul</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chiloti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cumparaturi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[piata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sotie]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sotia se intoarce acasa dupa ce a fost pe la cumparaturi , si arata sotului noul sutien pe care si l-a cumparat . El , cu o voce plictisita :
- De ce l-ai cumparat daca n-ai ce sa pui inauntru ?
- Pai atunci tu de ce porti chiloti ?&#8230;. ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Amenzi</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 22:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amenda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cumparaturi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Am parcat masina grabit si am dat o fuga sa cumpar tigari si bere de la magazinul din colt. Cind am iesit ( dupa doar citeva minute!!!) deja era afara un politist care scria de zor o amenda. M-am dus la el si i-am spus: &#8220;Poate ma mai slabesti un pi... ]]></description>
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		<title>La cumparaturi</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 19:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[craci]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cumparaturi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nevese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[supermarket]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[2 tipi isi ciocnesc din greseala carucioarele intr-un supermarket. Primul tip catre celalalt:
 -Vai, imi cer mii de scuze, ma uitam dupa nevasta-mea!
Al doilea tip: Sincer, si eu dupa a mea! Chiar incep sa ma ingrijorez, ca nu inteleg pe unde o fi! Primu... ]]></description>
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		<title>Urata cu spume</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cumparaturi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oua]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O femeie facea cumparaturi la supermarket-ul din colt.
Cumpara ea o cutie de lapte 1,5%, un carton de oua, o cutie cu suc de portocale, o cutie cu cafea, o salata si niste costita afumata.
In timp ce le descarca la casa, vine un tip beat in spatele ei si... ]]></description>
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		<title>Capra cu trei iezi la bloc</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/capra-cu-trei-iezi-la-bloc.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/capra-cu-trei-iezi-la-bloc.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 13:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bloc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[capra_cu_trei_iezi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cumparaturi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parola]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vizor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Capra cu trei iezi se muta la bloc. Capra pleaca la cumparaturi si le spune iezilor sa nu dea drumul la usa la nimeni si cand vine ea parola este: sug lapte.
Lupul a stat si a ascultat. Dupa ce a plecat capra, lupul repde s-a dus la usa&#8230;.
- CIOC CI... ]]></description>
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		<title>O blonda la cumparaturi</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-blonde/o-blonda-la-cumparaturi.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 00:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cumparaturi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[monitorul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[perdea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[windows]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 			Se duce o blonda la un magazin sa cumpere perdea.
Vanzatorul o intreaba:
- Ce marime doriti?
Blonda:
- 24 de cm.
Vanzatorul:
- Pentru ce aveti nevoie de material asa mic?
Blonda:
- Pentru monitorul calculatorului.
Vanzatorul:
- Pai&#8230; nu este nev... ]]></description>
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		<title>Un pahar cu apa la batranete</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/un-pahar-cu-apa-la-batranete.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cumparaturi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femei_frumoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[libertatea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prieteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scoala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[viata_mea]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pe patul de moarte sta intins un mos de 80 de ani, sot, tata, bunic, strabunic.
I se apropie sfarsitul si de jur imprejurul patului sta toata familia:sotia, toti copiii si toti nepotii si cativa stranepoti.
Toti asteptau in liniste si deodata batranul se... ]]></description>
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