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	<title>Bancuri &#187; batrani</title>
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		<title>Un batran la doctor</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[cu Adolescente]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bang bang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[batrani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la doctor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mireasa de 18 ani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pusca]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un batran de 90 de ani ii spune doctorului sau:
- “Nu m-am simtit niciodata atat de bine. Am o mireasa de 18 ani cu care voi avea un copil. Ce ziceti de asta?”
Doctorul se gandeste un minut la intrebarea lui si apoi spune:
- “Am un prieten mai in v... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ding Dong &#8211; Sex la batranete</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:58:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[batrani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clopot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dong]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moarte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[postats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nepotul vine in vizita si o gaseste pe bunica de 80 de ani plangand.
Nepotul:
- Ce s-a intamplat?
Bunica:
- A murit bunicu&#8216; !
- Pai cum s-a intamplat asa o nenorocire?
- Azi dimineata in timp ce faceam sex.
- Dar stiati ca la varsta voastra poate f... ]]></description>
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		<title>Doi batrani</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu mosi si babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[batrani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mosi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[strada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vant]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doi batrani incercau sa treaca strada,dar fiind un trafic foarte intens isi pierdeau minute bune incercand sa intrezereasca vreo oportunitate.
La un moment dat, unul il intreaba pe celalalt:
-Mai Ioane, daca n-ar fi masinile astea, cam in cat timp ai reu... ]]></description>
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		<title>Autobuzul plin</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Intrebari si Raspunsuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu mosi si babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[batrani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pensionari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I: Ce are 2 ochi si 150 de dinti?
R: un crocodil
..dar..
I: Ce are 2 dinti si 150 de ochi?
R: un autobuz cu pensionari... ]]></description>
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		<title>Cat mai mult aer curat</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/cat-mai-mult-aer-curat.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/cat-mai-mult-aer-curat.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[batrani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ciorba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clinica_de_tratament]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pensie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plimbari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La o clinica de tratament pentru batrani,inainte de a se interna, batranii trebuiau sa mearga la un medic care le dadea sfaturi in functie de boala si buzunar.Intra primul batran si la capitolu alimentatie doctorul il intreaba:
- Ce pensie ai?
- 2500
-De... ]]></description>
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