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		<title>Logodnica basinoasa</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/logodnica-basinoasa.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[basina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[labus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[logodnica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[socru]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tanar isi prezinta logodnica parintilor. La masa, tipei ii vine sa faca part. Dupa cateva secunde se simte un miros… Socrul mare spune:
-Labus…!
Fericita fata ca viitorul socru a dat vina pe cainele de sub scaunul ei, ii vine inima la loc. Peste c... ]]></description>
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		<title>Nazuintele Barbatului</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bogat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nazuinte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1028</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cele trei nazuinte ale barbatului:
1. Sa fie asa frumos cum crede maica-sa ca e;
2. Sa fie asa bogat cum crede fiu-su ca e;
3. Sa aiba atatea femei cat suspecteaza nevasta-sa ca are&#8230; ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Problema lui bula</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birou]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bubulina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[copil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[problema]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[secretara]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1026</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bula ajunge acasa suparat.
- Dragă, am o problemă foarte gravă la birou. Bubulina se uită la el cu gingăşie şi zice:
- Să nu mai spui niciodată “am o problemă”, ci “avem o problemă”. Suntem de ataţia ani împreună ai ştii ca am fost... ]]></description>
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		<title>Mergem la curve</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-curve/mergem-la-curve.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-curve/mergem-la-curve.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soacra]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1024</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Vine bãrbatu’ seara acasa, tranteste usa si zice femeii:
- Hai, îmbracã-te cã astã searã avem program!
- Ce program dragã? întreabã mieroasa nevasta.
- Mergem la curve  ! zice dementu&#8217; satul de 20 de ani de cãsnicie.
- Cum la curve ? î... ]]></description>
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		<title>Cea mai mare scula</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-curve/cea-mai-mare-scula.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-curve/cea-mai-mare-scula.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bucuros]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prieteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trist]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1022</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un tip statea cu sotia la TV. La un moment dat, el se intoarce spre ea si-i spune:
- Pun pariu ca nu-mi poti zice nimic care sa ma faca si bucuros si trist in acelasi timp.
Replica ei:
- Ai cea mai mare scula dintre toti prietenii tai.... ]]></description>
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		<title>O erectie puternica !</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/o-erectie-puternica.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/o-erectie-puternica.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[decolteu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[erectie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rochie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tipa]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1020</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un tip statea necajit pe un scaun la bar. Vine prietenul lui si-l intreaba:
- Ce s-a intamplat de esti asa de distrus?
- Iti amintesti de fata aia superba de care ti-am povestit data trecuta?
- Tipa nou angajata de la firma ?!
- Da, da, cea pe care numai... ]]></description>
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		<title>O propunere de afaceri</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-bula/o-propunere-de-afaceri.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-bula/o-propunere-de-afaceri.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birou]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[colega]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[euro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[futut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[propuneri]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1017</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bula avea o colega de birou buna în draci, dar din pacate nedisponibila.
O sorbea din priviri în fiecare zi si crapa de necaz ca nu-i poate face nimic. Într-o zi ajunge atât de frustrat încât se duce direct la ea si îi spune deschis în fata:
- Es... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pasarica ventuza</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/pasarica-ventuza.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/pasarica-ventuza.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ciocan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gresie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pasarica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sotie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spagatul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ventuza]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1015</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un tip vine acasa si-si gaseste sotia dezbracata pe hol facand spagatul.
 &#8211; Ce faci aici draga, intreaba sotul?
 &#8211; Uite dragul meu! Am facut yoga aici pe hol si nu mai pot sa ma ridic ca mi s-a lipit pasarica ca o ventuza de gresie. Incearca ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Autostopista</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/autostopista.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/autostopista.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:06:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unguroaica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[volan]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1013</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[O unguroaica sta &#8220;la ocazie&#8221; in Aiud.
Opreste un TIR, se deschide usa, iar femeia intreaba, intr-o romana stricata:
- Sui pe mine pan&#8217; la Turda?
Tiristul:
- Sui pe tine si pan&#8217; la Cluj, da&#8217; cine tzine de volan ?... ]]></description>
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		<title>Masina de spalat carpe</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/masina-de-spalat-carpe.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/masina-de-spalat-carpe.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[carpa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sotie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spalat]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1011</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un sot si o sotie urcau scarile blocului, la care sotul ii spune sotiei:
- Vai, draga ai un fund mare cat o masina de spalat!
Femeia nu spune nimic…Vine seara, barbatul are chef de sex, la care sotia ii spune:
- Eu nu dau drumul la masina de spalat pen... ]]></description>
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