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	<title>Bancuri &#187; si Morale</title>
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		<title>Mamaliga cu peste</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 00:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[si Morale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mamaliga]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Dragul meu, ce preferi la masa in seara asta , langa peste: mamaliga sau paine ?
- Draga mea, cum doresti: mamaliga-mi dai, mamaliga ai !
- Cum iubitule, ca e buna cu peste &#8230;
- Sa fie ca tine: mamaliga-mi pui la masa , mamaliga ai in casa.... ]]></description>
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		<title>De ce plangi tu puiule ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu alte natii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[si Morale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[coposu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dumnezeu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rau]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nixon plange pe scari la Casa Alba. Dumnezeu il vede, vine langa el si-l
intreaba:
-  De ce plangi tu Richard ?
-  Cum sa nu plang Doamne ? Rasboiul din Vietnam nu se mai sfarseste si &#8230;
-  Richard draga, fa pace si-o sa vezi &#8230;
Asezat pe trept... ]]></description>
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		<title>Spiritul vrajit si cele 3 dorinte</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/spiritul-vrajit-si-cele-3-dorinte.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 22:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[si Morale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[director-de-marketing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dorinte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fete-frumoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[morale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[seful]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zicale]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Directorul de vanzari, directorul de marketing si directorul general se intorc cu totii de la o consfatuire. Pe drum, intr-un parc, gasesc un lampas vrajit. Il freaca si iata ca apare un spirit, care le zice:
- Va multumesc ca m-ati eliberat, si ca multu... ]]></description>
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		<title>Invatatura de minte</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[si Morale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[base]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inundatii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reflectii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sfantul-petru]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doamne, zice Sf. Petru, anu&#8217; asta romanii n-or indurat prea mult ?
In primavara inundatii in Banat, apoi in Muntenia. N-a trecut mult timp si Moldova a fost sub ape, iar acum in Ardeal mor oameni&#8230;..
La care Dumnezeu ii raspunde: 
- Au vrut ma... ]]></description>
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		<title>Femeia ideala</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[si Morale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femei-frumoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reflectii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tate-mari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cand am avut 14 ani am vrut sa am si eu o prietena .
La 16 ani mi-am realizat dorinta . Am avut o prietena insa nu m-am simtit atras fizic de ea.
Student fiind , m-am imprietenit cu o femeie foarte senzuala, insa sensibila. La cea mai mica neintelegere i... ]]></description>
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		<title>Finagle</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[si Maxime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[si Morale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dosarul-Finagle]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[S-a vorbit mult despre un savant misterios numit Finagle, multi ani inainte de noiembrie 1957, cind john W. Cambell jr. editorul revistei &#8220;Astounding Science-Fiction&#8221; si-a rugat cititorii sa-l ajute sa colecteze si sa publice &#8220;faimoasel... ]]></description>
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		<title>Legile lui Parkinson</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[si Maxime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[si Morale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Legi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parkinson]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Contributia lui Parkinson
La 15 noiembrie 1955, un articol nesemnat aparea in &#8220;The Economist&#8221;, intitulat simplu &#8220;Legea lui Parkinson&#8221;. Dupa cum se arata in primele propozitii: &#8220;Este o observatie cunoscuta &#8211; aceea ca or... ]]></description>
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		<title>Legi Generale</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Legile lui Murphy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[si Maxime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[si Morale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Legi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Murphy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Legile neincrederii, ale lui Gilb
1. Computerele nu sunt &#8220;piese&#8221; de incredere, dar oamenii sun si mai putin.
Corolar: La originea oricarei erori care este atribuita computerului vei gasi cel putin 2 greseli umane, incluzind-o pe aceea de a da... ]]></description>
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		<title>Psiho &#8211; Murphologie</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/maxime/psiho-murphologie.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Legile lui Murphy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[si Maxime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[si Morale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Murphologie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Murphy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Psiho]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Legea lui Sigstad
Cind iti vine rindul, se schimba regulile.
Principiul poker-ului
Nu arata niciodata ca stii sa trisezi celor cu care joci.
Legea reportajului sportiv, a lui Wagner
Cind camera de filmat se opreste pe un atlet, el tocmai va scuipa sau se... ]]></description>
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		<title>Maxime si Minime : Murphy&#8217;sme</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/maxime/maxime-si-minime-murphysme.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/maxime/maxime-si-minime-murphysme.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Legile lui Murphy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[si Maxime]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[morale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Murphy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Legea termodinamicii
Lucrurile merg mai rau sub presiunea preocuparii de a le face sa mearga mai bine.
Rafinamentul legii lui Murphy- dat de Royster
Cind lucrurile merg rau undeva, se va ajunge curind sa mearga rau peste tot.
Legea prioritatilor
Orice ai... ]]></description>
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