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		<title>Marti 13, zii de noroc chior.</title>
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vaca scoate termometrul si zice: miercuri !
Morala:  Niciodata sa nu zici &#8220;Duminica  14&#8243;.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Caii la pascut pe luna</title>
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		<title>Cine se joaca hora se arde la buzunare</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
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Asta-i bancul cu portocala si morala e:
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		<title>Doi elefantii zburau peste cap</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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- Ce faceti bai vulturilor! mancati iaurt ?
- Nuu, crosetam.
Morala bancului: iaurtul n-are oase.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Cand o zbura Crocodilul !</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
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Un crocodil striga la o vaca:
-Fa, cit e ceasu?
-Trei la doi pentru Steaua!... ]]></description>
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