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		<title>semnul de inchisoare</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Mesaje SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Cum zice mama</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 20:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[cu Adolescente]]></category>
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		<title>Echipajul de politie</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Ce fac doi politisti intr-un dulap?
- Echipa mobila!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Despre sinucidere</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scurte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[biblioteca]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Unu&#8217; se duce la o biblioteca:
- dati-mi si mie, va rog, o carte despre sinucidere&#8230;
Bibliotecaru:
- Du-te ma dreacu, ca tu n-o mai aduci inapoi!! ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pe calea ferata</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scurte]]></category>
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		<title>Blondele surdo-mute</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:31:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Din nou impreuna</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Scurte]]></category>
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- In sfarsit, impreuna!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Administrator de retea</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scurte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[munca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[network-administrator]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[retea]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ce zice administratorul de retea cand se intoarce acasa de la munca?
&#8220;There&#8217;s no place like 127.0.0.1!&#8221;... ]]></description>
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		<title>Doua oua intr-o mana</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/doua-oua-intr-o-mana.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:39:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I: Ce are o femeie cu doua oua in mana?
R: Atentia totala si nepartinita a barbatului&#8230;... ]]></description>
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