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	<description>Bancuri, Glume, Poante, Maxime, Perle</description>
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		<title>Basescu ajunge in Rai</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:36:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Basescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[base]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dumnezeu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[minciuni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[presedinte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rai]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cica-l ia Dumnezeu pe Basescu în Rai. Si acolo pe un coridor lung erau numai ceasuri pe ambele parti. Si-i zice Dumnezeu lu’ Base’:
- Vezi, fiecare ceas arata cât de mult minte fiecare presedinte din lumea asta!
Si-i arata Dumnezeu ceasu’ lu’ B... ]]></description>
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		<title>Manastirea din desert</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[desert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inghetata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[macelar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manastire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stareta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vanzator]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[3 tipi merg prin desert, aproape morti. Dau de o manastire de maici. Stareta:
- &#8220;Nu intrati daca nu va taiem p***. Aici e o manastire respectabila&#8221;
Zic aia ca e periculos, ca pot muri, da&#8217; stareta nimic. Pana la urma sunt de acord. Intr... ]]></description>
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		<title>Maica stareta si Calugarita</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Calugarita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maica stareta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pantalonii]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Maica stareta intreaba pe o calugarita novice:
− Daca un barbat ar vrea sa abuzeze de tine, ce ai face?
− Mi-as ridica vesmintele.
− Daaa!!?? Si mai ce?
− I-as zice sa-si coboare pantalonii.
− De ceee?????????
− Fiindca eu as putea fugi mai r... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pilotul unui avion catre turnul de control</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 23:33:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pilot avion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pilotul unui avion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tatal nostru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turnul de control]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pilotul unui avion catre turnul de control: 
- Ma aflu la 700 km de pamant, la 1300 de m deasupra apei si mi se termina combustibilul.. Astept instructiuni.
Turnul de control catre pilot: 
- Repeta dupa noi: &#8220;Tatal nostru care esti in ceruri&#8230;... ]]></description>
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		<title>Un baietel vrea si el de ziua lui o bicicleta</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 18:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baiat bun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cadou]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[de ziua lui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dear God]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lui dumnezeu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[o bicicleta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scrisoare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un baietel vrea si el de ziua lui o bicicleta si se duce si ii cere mamei lui.
Ea intreaba: ai fost baiat bun? ai fost cuminte? ai ajutat in casa?
Si el pleaca suparat. Se duce in camera lui si incepe sa ii scrie o scrisoare lui Dumnezeu:
- Dear God, sti... ]]></description>
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		<title>De cate ori v-ati inselat nevestele?</title>
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		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/religioase/de-cate-ori-v-ati-inselat-nevestele.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri neveste]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[casnicie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dacia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hyundai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inselat nevasta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mercedes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sf-petru]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[3 tipi mor si ajung la poarta Raiului. Sf Petru ii intreaba:
- De cate ori v-ati inselat nevestele?
- Eu niciodata in 30 de ani de casnicie, raspunde primul.
 &#8211; Foarte bine, uite ai aici un Mercedes sa te plimbi in Rai.
- Eu o singura data in 40 de... ]]></description>
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		<title>Rugaciune catre Dumnezeu</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-nebuni/rugaciune-catre-dumnezeu.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-nebuni/rugaciune-catre-dumnezeu.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Nebuni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dumnezeu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rugaciune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[schizofrenie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[De ce atunci cand cineva vorbeste cu Dumnezeu, aceasta se numeste rugaciune, dar cand  Dumnezeu vorbeste cu cineva… se numeste schizofrenie ?... ]]></description>
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		<title>Student la Institutul Teologic</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-popi/student-la-institutul-teologic.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-popi/student-la-institutul-teologic.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Popi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[forta-Dumnezeiasca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Institutul-Teologic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[student-politehnica]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Un fost student la politehnica s-a transferat la Institutul Teologic. Prelegere. Atipeste. Parintele se apropie si-l intreaba:
- Ce este forta Dumnezeiasca?
Studentul trezindu-se, raspunde repezit:
- Masa Dumnezeiasca ori acceleratia Dumnezeiasca... ]]></description>
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		<title>Doi tineri in RAI</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-popi/doi-tineri-in-rai.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-popi/doi-tineri-in-rai.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:26:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Avocati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Popi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Moarte si Viata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[avocati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[preoti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sf-petru]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doi tineri, in drumul lor spre biserica, unde mergeau sa isi oficieze casatoria, au murit intr-un accident de masina. Ajunsi la poarta raiului, l-au intrebat pe Sfantul Petru daca se pot oficia casatorii si in rai. Sfantul Petru i-a rugat sa astepte un p... ]]></description>
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		<title>Baba si Dumnezeu</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/religioase/baba-si-dumnezeu.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/religioase/baba-si-dumnezeu.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu mosi si babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dumnezeu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[operatii-estetice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pamela]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rai]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O baba viseaza intr-o noapte ca Dumnezeu vorbeste cu ea si promite ca o sa mai traiasca 35 de ani pentru ca a fost credincioasa&#8230;.
A doua zi baba la o clinica de chirurgie estetica cere: lifting facial, silicoane, vopsea blonda, etc..
Ce mai dupa do... ]]></description>
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