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	<title>Bancuri &#187; Politice</title>
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		<title>Aseamanarea dintre porumbeii si politicieni</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/politice/aseamanarea-dintre-porumbeii-si-politicieni.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politicienii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porumbei]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intrebare: Cu cine se aseamana porumbeii?
Raspuns: Cu politicienii, deoarece atunci cand sunt jos iti mananca din palma, iar cand sunt sus se ca** pe tine!&#8230; ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Mama lui BOC cel mic</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/politice/mama-lui-boc-cel-mic.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[balada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poezie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pe o stanca neagra, într-un vechi satuc,
chiar într-o casuţă, lângă un pătuc,
plânge şi suspină o batrână mică,
care are fiul cât un pustiulică.
Căci la guvernare fiul ei iubit
a plecat aseară şi n-a mai venit. 
Celularul sună noaptea ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ajustari la palatul Victoria pentru BOC</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/politice/ajustari-la-palatul-victoria-pentru-boc.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/politice/ajustari-la-palatul-victoria-pentru-boc.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[premier]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1054</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Din prima zi in care BOC a devenit premier, meseriasii de la palatul Victoria s-au apucat de taiat picioarele la mese, de scurtat tribuna, de taiat picioarele la scaune. Trebuie toate miniaturizate si ajustate pe dimensiunile noului premier Emil Boc! De ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Adrian Nastase, Theodor Stolojan si Traian Basescu naufragiati</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/politice/adrian-nastase-theodor-stolojan-si-traian-basescu-naufragiati.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/politice/adrian-nastase-theodor-stolojan-si-traian-basescu-naufragiati.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Basescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Basescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nastase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stolojan]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1049</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Adrian Nastase, Theodor Stolojan si Traian Basescu naufragiaza pe o insula pustie.
Aflati pe plaja, Nastase se erijeaza in conducator al grupului si le propune sa o ia toti trei pe alta parte ca sa poata sa isi creasca sansele de a gasi resurse pt suprav... ]]></description>
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		<title>Tariceanu si broasca testoasa</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/tariceanu-si-broasca-testoasa.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/tariceanu-si-broasca-testoasa.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[broasca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cravata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tariceanu]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1047</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tariceanu se duce la un restaurant unde se serveau mancaruri exotice, si comanda o friptura de broasca testoasa.
Bucatarul vine cu broasca testoasa si ii spune lui Tariceanu ca nu poate sa-i taie capul, doarece aceasta se retrage in carapace.
- Bagati-i ... ]]></description>
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		<title></title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/politice/1044.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Basescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alegeri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Basescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parlament]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pdl]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pe scarile Parlamentului, o doamna se împiedica si cade. Basescu aflat în apropiere, o ajuta sa se ridice si o conduse la biroul unde avea treaba.
- Cum as putea sa va multumesc? zise doamna la despartire.
- Votîndu-ma pe mine si PDL-ul la viitoarele ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Basescu ajunge in Rai</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/religioase/basescu-ajunge-in-rai.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/religioase/basescu-ajunge-in-rai.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:36:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Basescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[base]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dumnezeu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[minciuni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[presedinte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rai]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1041</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cica-l ia Dumnezeu pe Basescu în Rai. Si acolo pe un coridor lung erau numai ceasuri pe ambele parti. Si-i zice Dumnezeu lu’ Base’:
- Vezi, fiecare ceas arata cât de mult minte fiecare presedinte din lumea asta!
Si-i arata Dumnezeu ceasu’ lu’ B... ]]></description>
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		<title>Lenea la guvern</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/politice/lenea-la-guvern.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/politice/lenea-la-guvern.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guvern]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salariati]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1039</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I: De ce n-au voie salariatii de la guvern sa se uite pe fereastra dimineata?
R: Ca n-or sa aibe ce sa mai faca dupa amiaza.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Tariceanu la balcon</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/politice/tariceanu-la-balcon.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/politice/tariceanu-la-balcon.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tariceanu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urina]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1036</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Se trezeste Tariceanu intr-o dimineata si iese pe balcon. Observa ca afara a nins in acea noapte cam 5 cm si iese pe balcon sa admire peisajul,cand vede scris pe zapada sub balcon cu urina `maine ai sa mori. Se anunta toate organele abilitate &#8211; DII... ]]></description>
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		<title>Sa traiti bine</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/politice/sa-traiti-bine.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/politice/sa-traiti-bine.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Basescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alegeri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Basescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[traiti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Basescu, dupa alegeri, in fata natiunii:
- Sa traiti bine!
Basescu, la un an de la alegeri:
- Sa traiti!
Basescu, la doi ani de la alegeri:
- Mai traiti?... ]]></description>
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