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	<title>Bancuri &#187; Diverse</title>
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	<description>Bancuri, Glume, Poante, Maxime, Perle</description>
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		<title>Logodnica basinoasa</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[basina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[labus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[logodnica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[socru]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tanar isi prezinta logodnica parintilor. La masa, tipei ii vine sa faca part. Dupa cateva secunde se simte un miros… Socrul mare spune:
-Labus…!
Fericita fata ca viitorul socru a dat vina pe cainele de sub scaunul ei, ii vine inima la loc. Peste c... ]]></description>
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		<title>Nazuintele Barbatului</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nazuinte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cele trei nazuinte ale barbatului:
1. Sa fie asa frumos cum crede maica-sa ca e;
2. Sa fie asa bogat cum crede fiu-su ca e;
3. Sa aiba atatea femei cat suspecteaza nevasta-sa ca are&#8230; ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Tratament pentru impotenta</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ghips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[impotenta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lapte]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I: Este adevarat ca impotenta se poate trata cu lapte ?
R. Da, daca in ceasca cu lapte se pun si doua linguri cu ghips... ]]></description>
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		<title>Bunica la macelarie</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:37:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cantar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kilograme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[macelar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[macelarie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nepotel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bunica intra la macelarie cu nepotelul pe brate.
-  Va rog, nu-mi cantariti si mie copilasul asta? &#8211; il intreaba pe macelar &#8230;&#8230;. Stiti, acasa nu avem cantar&#8230;
-  Dati-l aici, il duc pana in spate, la cantar.
In cateva minute sa into... ]]></description>
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		<title>Parfumul &#8220;Alba ca zapada si cei 7 pitici&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[miros]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parfum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pitici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tramvai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[transpiratie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zapada]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-un tramvai, caldura, aglomeratie mare&#8230; O d-na,in picioare,tinandu-se de bara de sus.
Alaturi,un batran care nu mai suporta mirosul urat, de transpiratie,venind de sub bratul d-nei:
-Asculta cucoana, ce-i mirosul asta?!?
&#8230; D-na:
-Este par... ]]></description>
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		<title>Jaf la banca</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hoti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[impuscat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jaf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ostateci]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spargeri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un individ sparge o Banca si ia cativa ostateci. Intreaba agresiv pe primul retinut:
- &#8220;Spune-mi m-ai vazut jefuind Banca?&#8221;
Ostatecul raspunde:
- &#8220;Da!&#8221; Fara sa mai stea pe ganduri, hotul il impusca in cap.
Apoi intreaba acelasi lu... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pacientul agitat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:11:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[agitat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[medicament]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pacient]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sticla]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip topaia si se zbatea pe drum&#8230;
- Ce-ai dom&#8217;le?
- Am luat medicament.
- Si ?
- Si am uitat sa agit sticla inainte.... ]]></description>
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		<title>10 lucruri adevarate despre barbati</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/proverbe-si-zicale/10-lucruri-adevarate-despre-barbati.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/proverbe-si-zicale/10-lucruri-adevarate-despre-barbati.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 01:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Proverbe si Zicale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adevar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chestii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lucruri]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=938</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Barbatii sunt precum timpul: nu poti face nimic ca sa ii schimbi
Barbatii sunt precum vacantele: nu dureaza niciodata destul de mult
Barbatii sunt ca si bananele: cu cat imbatranesc, cu atat sunt mai putin fermi
Barbatii sunt ca si cafeaua: cei mai buni ... ]]></description>
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		<title>O baba la tribunal</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/o-baba-la-tribunal.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/o-baba-la-tribunal.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[judecata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tribunal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[viol]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=934</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[O babutza care nu avea ce face toata ziua pe acasa isi petrecea o buna parte a timpului la tribunal, sa vada ce rautati mai sunt pe lume acolo &#8230; era judecat un tanar pt viol si la un moment dat barbatul zice:
- ma jur, nu i-am atins nici macar un f... ]]></description>
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		<title>Agentia de turism &#8211; Faceti excursii in Egipt?</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/agentia-de-turism-faceti-excursii-in-egipt.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/agentia-de-turism-faceti-excursii-in-egipt.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Agentie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Egipt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[excursii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hurgada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[integrame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nuveiba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Taba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turism]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un apel telefonic la o agentie de turism:
- Faceti excursii in Egipt?
- Da, desigur&#8230;
- Spuneti-mi, va rog, ce statiuni balneare sunt acolo?
- Sharm-eli, Hurgada, Taba, Nuveiba&#8230;
- Stop&#8230; Nuveiba. Nuveiba e bine!
- Când doriti sa plecati?... ]]></description>
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