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		<title>Organele corpului la pensie</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Se aduna toate organele corpului la adunare&#8230; sa hotarasca cui sa iasa la pensie&#8230;
Plaminii:
-dati-mi mie ca toata veata am suportat fumul de tigara si nu mai&#8230;.
Ficatul:
-dati mie pensie ca toata veata a baut ca un porc&#8230;.
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		<title>Doi tineri in RAI</title>
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		<title>In vizita la doctor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:08:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vine un mosulet de 80 de ani la doctor.
-Domnule doctor,maine ma insor!
-Bine, mosule, cati ani are mireasa?
-21&#8230;
-Trebuie sa te avertizez, orice activitate sexuala ar putea fi mortala!!!!!!!!!
Mosul sta un pic pe ganduri si spune:
-Bine, daca moar... ]]></description>
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		<title>Un Rapidist pe patul de moarte</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
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- Fiule iti las ca mostenire abonamentul meu la tribuna 0.
- Da, tata&#8230;
- Vreau in schimb sa-mi cumperi un abonament la meciurile din Ghencea iar pe ultimu... ]]></description>
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