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		<title>Trei plicuri</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 18:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu alte natii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[americani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rusi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cica pe un american il angajeaza sef la securitatea nationala USA.
Predecesorul (demisionase dupa niste incurcaturi cu retele de computere) ii da la predarea  ostului trei plicuri numerotate,ca sa le deschida pe rand,la probleme deose-bite.
Dupa un an,o ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Vestea buna</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 19:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[despre Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photoshop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Radiologie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tumora]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vesti-bune]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Radiologul zice: am 2 vesti, una buna si una rea. Pe care va zic inainte?
-Pe cea rea.
-Pai aveti o tumoara imensa pe plamani.
-Si care e cea buna?
-Se poate rezolva in Photoshop!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Emigratia somalezilor</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 20:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Somalezi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emigrare-in-america]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fax]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ &#8211; Cum emigreaza somalezii in America?
- Prin fax!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Windows vs General Motors</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 23:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[despre Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-windows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[COMDEX]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General-Motors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MacIntosh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rand-McNally]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La o recenta expozitie de calculatoare (COMDEX), Bill Gates a comparat in mod
repetat insustria de software cu industria de automobile. Printre altele a facut
si afirmatia urmatoare:
&#8220;Daca General Motors ar fi tinut pasul cu tehnologia, la fel cum ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Gates la Judecata de Apoi</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 23:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-bill]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-iad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill-Gates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Judecata-de-Apoi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rai]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cica moare intr-o zi Bill Gates si ajunge la Judecata de Apoi. Acolo Sfantul
Petru il intampina:
- Mai Bill, tu pentru ce ai facut lumii cu windozul ar fi trebuit sa arzi in
adancurile iadului, dar nu stiu de ce ti s-a oferit sansa sa alegi unde sa-ti
pe... ]]></description>
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		<title>Vesti foarte bune pentru Bill Gates</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 23:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[despre Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill-Clinton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill-Gates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bug-fix-uri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[veste-proasta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Win-98]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-o zi Dumnezeu cheama la el pe cei mai puternici 3 oameni din lume: B Eltin,
Bill Clinton si Bill Gates.
El le zice: Am sa va spun o veste proasta: M-ati suparat si pentru asta intr-o
saptamana e sfarsitul lumii. Acum mergeti si spuneti vestea poporu... ]]></description>
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		<title>Billy Gates si Ecranul albastru &#8211; BSOD</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 23:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Billy-Gates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BSOD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ingeri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vesti-bune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vesti-rele]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[windows-95]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-o seara se intorcea Billy Gates de la Microsoft, de la lucru. Mergand catre
casa se opreste sa-si vada noua vila in constructie. Fiind neatent si obosit
cade intr-un sant unde il viziteaza niste ingeri. Unul din ei se adreseaza lui
Billy:
- Buna,Bil... ]]></description>
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		<title>Butonul de la calculator</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 23:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[despre Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[butoff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[buton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elev]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inginer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- Iar acesta se numeste buton, spuse inginerul, si foloseste la deschiderea calculatoarului.
- Si de ce se numeste buton, intreba un elev?
- Pentru ca, daca ar fi folosit pentru inchiderea calculatorului, el s-ar fi numit butoff.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Massuri cretine pe yahoo</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/despre-calculatoare/massuri-cretine-pe-yahoo.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/despre-calculatoare/massuri-cretine-pe-yahoo.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 22:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masuri-yahoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[statusuri-messenger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yahoo-spam]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Massuri cretine
1) Sal all (CHIAR NEINTERESANT,CE MA &#8230; PE MINE GRIJA CA AI VENIT SAU CA AI PLECAT TU)
2) Mã duc sã mãnânc,sã fac dush,sã ma &#8230; ,etc.. (SI AM DOARE PE MINE IN P** DE CE FACI TU)
3) &#8220;X-ulescu&#8221; knd intri p mess s... ]]></description>
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		<title>Probleme cu Windows Vista</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/despre-calculatoare/probleme-cu-windows-vista.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/despre-calculatoare/probleme-cu-windows-vista.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 21:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[despre Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Submarin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vista]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[windows-vista]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Care este asemanarea dintre un Windows Vista si un Submarin Nuclear?
A: Cum deschizi o fereastra, cum ai o problema!!!... ]]></description>
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