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		<title>Degetul placerii</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[despre Afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancheri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Degete]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nunta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[placere]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tel Aviv]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un bancher evreu îşi însoară băiatul.
– Simon, fiule, mâine zburăm la Tel Aviv pentru nunta ta.. Îmi dau brusc seama că nu ti-am spus multe lucruri despre viaţa. De mâine vei fi împreună cu sotia ta, trebuie sa stii unele lucruri.
Uite, sp... ]]></description>
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		<title>Obama si Munca la Negru</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 21:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[de Criza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[criza financiara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[munca la negru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[negru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Obama le-a promis americanilor ca inscurt timp va rezolva criza financiara. Intrebat de un reporter cum va reusi, acesta raspunde: incepand de astazi toata omenirea va muncii LA NEGRU .... ]]></description>
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		<title>Aviz hotilor de masini &#8211; nu am casetofon</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/aviz-hotilor-de-masini-nu-am-casetofon.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 23:36:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fata blocului]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hoti casetofon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hoti de masini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina noua]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parcare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip isi cumpara o masina noua, ajunge acasa si o parcheaza in fata blocului. Lasa in geam un anunt aviz hotilor de masini pe care scrie urmatoarele:
 &#8220;nu spargeti nu am casetofon&#8221;
A doua zi ca tot omul se trezeste sa mearga la munca. In lo... ]]></description>
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		<title>Absolvent la Management</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Absolvent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bufet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[companie multinationala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Director General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[management]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tanar absolvent al sectiei de Management era foarte incantat de postul pe care se angajase intr-o importanta companie multinationala. In prima zi suna la Bufet, tipand in receptor:
 &#8211; Adu-mi o cafea! Si viteeeeeza!!!
La celalt capat al firului r... ]]></description>
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		<title>Afaceri cu omide</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2007 22:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu alte natii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-evrei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-negrii.-padure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[omida]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un american, un neamt, un evreu si un negru prin padure.
Cade o omida pe american. Asta o arunca pe neamt, asta pe evreu, asta pe negru.
Negrul o ia si o  mananca.
Cade alta omida pe american. Asta o arunca pe neamt, asta pe evreu, iar evreul spre negru... ]]></description>
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		<title>Taranul intr-un magazin de fero-metale</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2007 22:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[broasca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fero-metale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[incuietoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lacat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magazin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tarani]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un taran intra intr-un magazin fero-metal sa cumpere o broasca Yale.
I se spune ca n-au asa ceva.
- Atunci, un lacat simplu, incearca taranul.
- N-avem.
- Atunci, macar un zavor&#8230;
- N-avem.
- Nici macar un foraibar n-aveti?
- N-avem.
- Atunci, ce ma... ]]></description>
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		<title>Amercanii si Taranii in Romania</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/despre-afaceri/amercanii-si-taranii-in-romania.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/despre-afaceri/amercanii-si-taranii-in-romania.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2007 22:29:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[albine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Amercani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pamant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tarani]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Vine un american în România sa-si pornească o mica afacere, o fabrica.
Găseste un tăran care avea de vanzre ceva pământ, se întelege la pret cu acesta si rămâne sa îl cumpere cu conditia ca tăranul sa-si ia stupii care-i avea pe un coltisor a... ]]></description>
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		<title>Super comis voiajor angajat la supermarket</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/despre-afaceri/super-comis-voiajor-angajat-la-supermarket.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/despre-afaceri/super-comis-voiajor-angajat-la-supermarket.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 23:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[despre Afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[4x4]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[angajat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[carlig-de-undita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comis-voiajor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[honda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la-pescuit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lanseta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manager]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pachet-de-tampoane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[supermarket]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip tanar se duce la un supermarket sa se angajeze. Managerul il intreaba:
&#8220;Ai ceva experienta in vanzari?&#8221;
Tanarul raspunde:
&#8220;Da, am fost comis voiajor.&#8221;
Managerul, placandu-i tanarul, ii spune:
&#8220;Bine, esti angajat! Ince... ]]></description>
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		<title>Doua supermarketuri si concurenta</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/despre-afaceri/doua-supermarketuri-si-concurenta.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/despre-afaceri/doua-supermarketuri-si-concurenta.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 00:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[despre Afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magazine-mici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rabinul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[supermarket]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Se duce Strul la rabin si ii spune:
- Rabi, s-a intimplat ceva ingrozitor. S-au deschis doua supermarket-uri linga magazinasul meu.
Unul la stinga si unul la dreapta. Ce-as putea face?
- Nici o problema, zice rabinul, scrie cu litere mari pe usa magazinu... ]]></description>
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		<title>Bula si Itzic la biserica</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-bula/bula-si-itzic-la-biserica.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-bula/bula-si-itzic-la-biserica.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[biserica-ortodoxa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femeie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[itic]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[În fata unei biserici ortodoxe stateau doi cersetori. Unul zicea:
- Ajutati un biet crestin sarac!, iar lumea îi dadea bani. Celalalt zicea:
- Ajutati un biet evreu sarman!
Oamenii nu-i dadeau nimic. Dimpotriva, lasau sa cada mai multi bani în cutia c... ]]></description>
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