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	<title>Bancuri &#187; Deocheate</title>
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	<description>Bancuri, Glume, Poante, Maxime, Perle</description>
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		<title>O erectie puternica !</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[decolteu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[erectie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rochie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tipa]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip statea necajit pe un scaun la bar. Vine prietenul lui si-l intreaba:
- Ce s-a intamplat de esti asa de distrus?
- Iti amintesti de fata aia superba de care ti-am povestit data trecuta?
- Tipa nou angajata de la firma ?!
- Da, da, cea pe care numai... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pasarica ventuza</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ciocan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gresie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pasarica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sotie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spagatul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ventuza]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip vine acasa si-si gaseste sotia dezbracata pe hol facand spagatul.
 &#8211; Ce faci aici draga, intreaba sotul?
 &#8211; Uite dragul meu! Am facut yoga aici pe hol si nu mai pot sa ma ridic ca mi s-a lipit pasarica ca o ventuza de gresie. Incearca ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Autostopista</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:06:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unguroaica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[volan]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1013</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[O unguroaica sta &#8220;la ocazie&#8221; in Aiud.
Opreste un TIR, se deschide usa, iar femeia intreaba, intr-o romana stricata:
- Sui pe mine pan&#8217; la Turda?
Tiristul:
- Sui pe tine si pan&#8217; la Cluj, da&#8217; cine tzine de volan ?... ]]></description>
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		<title>Masina de spalat carpe</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/masina-de-spalat-carpe.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[carpa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sotie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spalat]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un sot si o sotie urcau scarile blocului, la care sotul ii spune sotiei:
- Vai, draga ai un fund mare cat o masina de spalat!
Femeia nu spune nimic…Vine seara, barbatul are chef de sex, la care sotia ii spune:
- Eu nu dau drumul la masina de spalat pen... ]]></description>
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		<title>Tratament pentru impotenta</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/tratament-pentru-impotenta.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/tratament-pentru-impotenta.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ghips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[impotenta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lapte]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=1009</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I: Este adevarat ca impotenta se poate trata cu lapte ?
R. Da, daca in ceasca cu lapte se pun si doua linguri cu ghips... ]]></description>
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		<title>Aglomeratie in autobuz</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/aglomeratie-in-autobuz.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/aglomeratie-in-autobuz.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aglomeratie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[autobuz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cuie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oua]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sacosa]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ La un demaraj cam brusc al autobuzului, un domn care nu se tinea prea bine de bara, cade gramada peste sacosa pe care o tinea in mana. S-a ridicat imediat, exclamand:
- S-au dus ouale mele!
- Vai de mine, se sperie o batranica, ati avut oua in sacosa?
-... ]]></description>
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		<title>Impotent 300%</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Degete]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[impotent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[limba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soti]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=995</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Maria si Leana discuta despre sotii lor:
- Mario, Gheorghe al meu e impotent 100%!
- Leano, Ion al meu e impotent 300%!
- Cum asa?
- A cazut prostul pe scari si si-a rupt si degetul si si-a muscat si limba!!! ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Manastirea din desert</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/manastirea-din-desert.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/manastirea-din-desert.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[desert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inghetata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[macelar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manastire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stareta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vanzator]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=993</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[3 tipi merg prin desert, aproape morti. Dau de o manastire de maici. Stareta:
- &#8220;Nu intrati daca nu va taiem p***. Aici e o manastire respectabila&#8221;
Zic aia ca e periculos, ca pot muri, da&#8217; stareta nimic. Pana la urma sunt de acord. Intr... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pasarica Nesatula</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/pasarica-nesatula.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/pasarica-nesatula.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[auriu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dolari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fripturi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nesatula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pasarica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pestisor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip intra intr-un bar, avand o pasarica pe umar, se asaza la bar si face comanda:
- O bere pt mine si 20 de fripturi pentru pasarica
Barmanul se uita ciudat, dar ii da ce-a cerut.
Peste 30 de min, tipul cere iar:
- O bere pt mine si 20 de fripturi pen... ]]></description>
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		<title>Sotia si sutienul</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/sotia-si-sutienul.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/sotia-si-sutienul.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chiloti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cumparaturi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[piata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sotie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sutien]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sotia se intoarce acasa dupa ce a fost pe la cumparaturi , si arata sotului noul sutien pe care si l-a cumparat . El , cu o voce plictisita :
- De ce l-ai cumparat daca n-ai ce sa pui inauntru ?
- Pai atunci tu de ce porti chiloti ?&#8230;. ... ]]></description>
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