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		<title>Erzsi servitoare la Cluj</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cluj]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Feri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Erzsi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ildiko]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pe la spate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pista]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[servitoare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Erzsi era servitoare la domni în Cluj. În fiecare joi avea liber si se întorcea acasa seara foarte bine dispusa. Într-o joi seara domnul o întreaba:
- Erzsi, ce faci tu joia de vii asa vesela acasa?
Erzsi: O, domnu&#8217;, noi joi întilneam cu Ildi... ]]></description>
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		<title>Lectia de Gramatica &#8211; grade de comparatie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Unguri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[grade-de-comparatie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gramatica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ildico]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lectii]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lectie de gramatica, profesoara le explica elevilor despre gradele de comparatie ale adjectivelor. Dupa ce termina, vrea sa vada ce au inteles copiii si le cere sa dea exemple:
- Ionel (spune profesoara) da un exemplu de adjectiv la cele trei grade de co... ]]></description>
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		<title>Fotografii la ochi</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ardeal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fotografii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ochi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poze]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unguri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-un sat din Ardeal, un fotograf nou, cam färä experientä&#8230; Incadra aiurea pozele, si de cele mai multe ori oamenilor nu li se vedeau ochii.
Vin douä unguroaice &#8211; mama si fiica.
- Bune ziua, domnu foto. Venit noi la dumnevostre se fotet... ]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 20:31:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adjectiv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grade-de-comparatie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gramatica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ioi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[limba-romana]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Lectie de gramatica la Tirgu Mures. Profesoara le explica elevilor despre gradele de comparatie ale adjectivelor. Dupa ce termina, vrea sa vada ce au inteles copiii si le cere sa dea exemple:
- Ionel, spune profesoara, da un exemplu de adjectiv la cele t... ]]></description>
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		<title>Trei nasteri simultane</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asistenta-maternala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[copilul_meu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maternitate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nasca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nou-nascut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[profesionalism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unguri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La o maternitate, un negru, un roman si un ungur asteptau ca sotiile lor sa nasca. Dupa lungi clipe de asteptare, asistenta vine si spune:
-Am doua vesti pentru dvs. Una buna si una rea. Toti trei aveti baieti, insa din lipsa de profesionalism a unei asi... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ungurul in noapte nuntii</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[casatorie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Masturbarea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noaptea-nuntii]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tanarul ungur se casatoreste cu o romanca, si in noaptea nuntzii tatal ii da sfaturi:
- Copile, cand ajungi in fata usii cu mireasa s-o iei in brate sa vada ca ungurul e PUTERNIC, intri in camera si o arunci pe pat cu dispret ca sa vada ca ungurul e MAND... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ungurii la granita</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[granita-cu-ungaria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[laci]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pistol]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ La granita dintre Romania si Ungaria statea Ion.
Apare Laci de la unguri
Ion zice: 237
Laci: ce-i cu 237?
Ion: vino incoace si ti-oi spune.
Ungurul nu trece.
Vine Laci a doua zi, Ion zice la fel: 237
Laci il intreaba iara: Cei cu 237
Ion: Vino-n coa si ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Cauta locul pe harta</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[si Perle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[harta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[istorie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[minte]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Profa de istorie scoate pe unu mai sarac la minte la harta si is zica sa arate unde locuiesc maghiarii.
Cerceteaza asta vreo cateva minute bune harta dupa care spune indignat:
- &#8220;Doamna profesoara va bateti joc de mine? de cinci minute ma uit la ha... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ungurii , pestera si femeile romance</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 15:57:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[muntii_carpati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[romania]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[timpul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tren]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tunel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ziar]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un grup de turisti maghiari intr-o excursie in Romania, prin Muntii Carpati.
La un moment dat se aude un urlet infricosator: UUUUU-UUUUUUUUUU-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Speriati si curiosi isi intreaba ghidul despre ce este vorba.
Ghidul le spune:
- La noi in Ro... ]]></description>
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		<title>Un ungur la magazin</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rahat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unguri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un ungur la magazin:
- Este biscuiti ?
Vanzatoarea:
- Nu este,sunt!
Ungurul:
- da` rahat sunt ?
Vanzatoarea:
- Da, esti! ... ]]></description>
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