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	<title>Bancuri &#187; cu Soacre</title>
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		<title>Pisica Soacrei</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Soacre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ginere]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[invitatie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moarte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pisica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soacra]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Soacra isi invita ginerele la masa.Ginerele, desi suspicios, accepta invitatia.
Pe masa, diferite salate, preparate din carne de pui, porc, cartofi vreo 3 feluri, deserturi, bere rece, vin, &#8230;La un moment dat soacra iese la bucatarie.
Ginerele apuca... ]]></description>
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		<title>Soacra ingropata</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Soacre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ingropat]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[zgariat]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip intra intr-un bar tot zgariat pe fata, pe maini, pe picioare si cu hainele sfasiate.
Vazandu-l astfel, prietenii il intreaba ce i s-a intamplat.
- Tocmai am ingropat-o pe soacra-mea.
- Si ce legatura are asta cu zgarieturile tale?
- Nu vroia&#8230... ]]></description>
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		<title>Apel de urgenta la Pompieri</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Soacre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pompieri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soacra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urgenta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un barbat suna la pompieri si zice speriat:
- Domnule soacra mea vrea sa se arunce de la etaj!!
- Si care e problema?
- Nu se deschide fereastra!!! ... ]]></description>
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		<title>ziarul de azi</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:46:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Soacre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noutati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soacra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ziare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- Soacra-mea e ca ziarul.
- De ce, stie atit de multe noutati?
- Pe naiba, apare zilnic.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Paradisul</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-intrebari-si-raspunsuri/paradisul.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Intrebari si Raspunsuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Soacre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paradis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soacra]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I: Cum s-a numit soacra lui Adam?
R: Adam nu a avut soacra. El traia in paradis.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pedeapsa pentru bigamie</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-soacre/pedeapsa-pentru-bigamie.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:44:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Soacre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bigamie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drept]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[examen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Legi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soacra]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Examen la drept:
- Care este pedeapsa pentru bigamie?
- Doua soacre&#8230; ... ]]></description>
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		<title>David Coperfield</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-soacre/david-coperfield.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Soacre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[circ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iluzionisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soacre]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La circ David Coperfield primeste ca de obicei un potop de aplauze. El isi anunta ultimul numar:
- In urmatorul numar voi face sa dispara o femeie. Pentru asta am nevoie de un voluntar din public.
Din randul doi se aude un glas:
- Mergi, mergi dumneata, ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Anunturi Imobiliare</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-soacre/anunturi-imobiliare.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Soacre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[imobiliare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[locuinta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soacra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sotie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Caut locuinta. Sa fie suficient de mare, ca sotia mea sa nu se mute la maica-sa si suficient de mica ca soacra sa nu se mute la noi.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Soacra in jungla</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/soacra-in-jungla.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/soacra-in-jungla.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:40:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Soacre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Vanatori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jungla]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[safari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soacra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vanator]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un vanator pleaca intr-un safari cu soacra-sa si su sotia. Intr-o seara prin jungla soacra se rataceste si vanatorul si sotia pleaca sa o caute. Intr-un tufis o gasesc impietrita de groaza in fata unui leu care ragea din toti rarunchii. Vazand asta sotia... ]]></description>
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		<title>Soacra muscata de caine</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/soacra-muscata-de-caine.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/soacra-muscata-de-caine.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Soacre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soacre]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- Vecine, cainele tau mi-a muscat pana acum de trei ori soacra!
- Vai, mii de scuze. Cainele asta e incorigibil. Nu stiu ce sa fac cu el!
- Vinde-mi-l mie!&#8230;... ]]></description>
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