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		<title>Economie de 1 CENT</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 20:55:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi scoţieni:
- Pe tine te cheamă Vincent, aşa-i?
- Da.
- Atunci de ce semnezi intotdeauna Vin?
- Pentru că la fiecare semnătură economisesc un cent!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Bei o bere ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 20:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi scoţieni se plimbă pe stradă. Trec prin faţa unui bar, cand unul ii spune celuilalt:
- Bei o bere?
- Da!
- Atunci grăbeşte-te! Te aştept!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Accident rutier</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 20:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un autostopist scoţian, victimă a unui grav accident rutier, işi revine in spital.
- Am două veşti a vă spune, ii transmite sora. Una buna şi alta proastă.
- Intai cea proastă, te rog.
- O să vi se amputeze ambele picioare.
- Şi cea bună?
- C... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ce faci cand esti racit?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 20:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Scotieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[consultatie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[racit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tuse]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un scoţian, intalnind un doctor şi fiind cam răcit s-a gandit că e momentul să profite de intamplare şi să obţină o consultaţie gratuită:
- Dumneata, doctore, ce faci cand eşti răcit? intreabă scoţianul.
- Tuşesc, răspunde medicul.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Telegrama scurta</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 20:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Scotieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cuvantul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[posta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[telegrama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un scotian merge la posta sa trimita o telegrama .Intreaba functionara de la ghiseu cat il costa.
- Zece penny cuvantul, semnatura nu costa nimic, raspunde aceasta.
- Bine, zice scotianul, trimite-ti urmatoarea telegrama: &#8220;salut&#8221; !
- Numai at... ]]></description>
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		<title>Cat costa un sicriu</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 20:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Scotieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inmormantari]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[pompe-funebre]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unui scotian ii moare tatal si se duce la o firma de pompe funebre sa faca aranjamentele necesare inmormantarii.
- Cat costa sicriul ala de stejar?,intreaba el
- 2.000 de lire, vine raspunsul.
- Dar acela de brad?
- 1.000 de lire.
- Si ala de plop?
- 500... ]]></description>
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		<title>Maseur la Danastoare</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 20:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Scotieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Danastoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masaj]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tanar se prezinta la un mare patron, scotianul John.
- Sunt maseur. Pentru 20 de dolari pe luna sunt gata sa va masez dansatoarele.
- O.K.! Daca aveti banii la dumneavoastra puteti incepe.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Dragoste cadou</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 20:42:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Scotieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cadou]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[craciun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dragoste]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un scotian isi intreaba fratele:
- Ce cadou ii faci sotiei tale de ziua ei?
- Toata dragostea mea!
- Si atunci, de Craciun ce-ai sa-i mai dai?... ]]></description>
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		<title>Costum pe Comanda</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-scotieni/costum-pe-comanda.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-scotieni/costum-pe-comanda.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 20:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Scotieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[costum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[croitor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- Fiul meu va datoreaza bani pentru un costum pe care i l-ati facut acum trei ani, ii spuse croitorului unui scotian care tocmai intrase in magazin.
- Si dumneavoastra ati venit sa-mi dati banii, nu-i asa?
- Nu! As dori sa-mi comand si eu un costum in ac... ]]></description>
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		<title>Inceputul unei afaceri</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-scotieni/inceputul-unei-afaceri.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 20:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Scotieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bani]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cand am venit la Londra nu aveam decat un singur shiling in buzunar. Cu acesti bani am inceput totul.
- Si ce ai facut cu un shiling?
- Am trimis o telegrama acasa sa-mi trimita bani!... ]]></description>
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