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		<title>Maimuta perversa</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:27:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maimuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[militian]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip mergea cu masina si-n dreapta pe bancheta avea o maimuta. la un moment ia maimuta si o pune sa-i suga p&#8230;a, dupa care o apuca de coada si o tranteste de bord, parbriz, scaune,etc. un militian de la circulatie vede gestul omului si-l trage pe ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Un vitezoman pe autostrada</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[autostrada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girofar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kilometraj]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oglinda]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sotie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urmarire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip gonea pe autostrada cu mult peste viteza legala.
Vazand girofarul unei masini de politie in oglinda, se gandeste: &#8220;Am o masina buna si pot sa dispar&#8221;. Asa ca accelereaza si urmarirea incepe.
Cand acul kilometrajului ajunge la capatul c... ]]></description>
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		<title>Grenadele si Politistii</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[explozie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grenade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sectie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doi politisti gasesc trei grenade intr-o groapa.
- Ce ne facem cu ele?
- Le ducem la sectie.
- Si daca explodeaza una pe drum?
- Spunem ca am gasit doar doua&#8230; ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Importanta purtarii centurii de siguranta</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-politisti/importanta-purtarii-centurii-de-siguranta.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-politisti/importanta-purtarii-centurii-de-siguranta.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politia-rutiera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[siguranta]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=928</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Politia rutiera la locul accidentului discutand despre importanta purtarii centurii de siguranta :
- Uitati-va la acest om care nu a purtat centura : capul rupt, matzele pe parbriz, ochii in pomi, fara maini&#8230; In schimb, uitati-va la cel care a purt... ]]></description>
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		<title>Bula batut de politie</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-bula/bula-batut-de-politie.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-bula/bula-batut-de-politie.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ban]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bulă tocmai iese din sediul poliţiei şi epuizat, se sprijină de un pom.
Un trecător se apropie de el, întrebând:
- Nu vă supăraţi, nu ştiţi unde se bate la masina?
- Nu ştiu, pe mine m-au bătut manual &#8230;. ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Politist in clasa 2-a</title>
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		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-politisti/politist-in-clasa-2-a.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clasa 2-a]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pusti fumand]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doi politisti mergeau pe strada. La un moment dat vad un pusti fumand si-l iau la intrebari:
- In ce clasa esti, ma?
- In clasa a 2-a.
Unul din ei incepe sa-l certe, la care celalalt ii spune:
- Ce-ai cu el? Tu in clasa a 2-a nu fumai?
- Ba da, dar eu av... ]]></description>
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		<title>Politisti intra intr-o librarie</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-politisti/politisti-intra-intr-o-librarie.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[librarie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politisti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doi politisti intra intr-o librarie. Dupa un moment de ezitare, vinzatoarea ii intreaba:
-Ce-i baieti, ploua afara? ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Politia rutiera &#8211; centura de siguranta</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-politisti/politia-rutiera-centura-de-siguranta.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-politisti/politia-rutiera-centura-de-siguranta.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:38:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[accidente-rutiere]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centura-de-siguranta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politia-rutiera]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Politia rutiera la locul accidentului discutand despre importanta purtarii centurii de siguranta:
 &#8211; Uitati-va la acest om care nu a purtat centura: cap rupt, matze pe parbriz, ochi in pomi, fara maini&#8230;
- In schimb, uitati-va la cel care a pu... ]]></description>
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		<title>Amenzi</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-politisti/amenzi.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-politisti/amenzi.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 22:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amenda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cumparaturi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Am parcat masina grabit si am dat o fuga sa cumpar tigari si bere de la magazinul din colt. Cind am iesit ( dupa doar citeva minute!!!) deja era afara un politist care scria de zor o amenda. M-am dus la el si i-am spus: &#8220;Poate ma mai slabesti un pi... ]]></description>
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		<title>De ce merg pe strada trei politai</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-politisti/de-ce-merg-pe-strada-trei-politai.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-politisti/de-ce-merg-pe-strada-trei-politai.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:44:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[limbi-straine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I: De ce merg pe strada trei politai si un caine ?
R: Sa aiba 12 clase si o limba straina.... ]]></description>
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