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	<title>Bancuri &#187; cu Olteni</title>
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		<title>Verbul a merge</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Olteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[conjugare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oltean]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[romana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scoala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[verb]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un oltean la ora de romana.
Profesoara ii spune:
- Conjuga-mi si mie verbul &#8220;a merge&#8221;!
Olteanul incepe:
- Eu merg&#8230; Tu mergi&#8230;.. El merge&#8230;.
- Mai repede ca vine pauza!
- Eu fug&#8230; Tu fugi &#8230; El fuge &#8230; ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Biletul la Control</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 14:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Olteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[abonament-ratb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bilet-de-autobuz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[controlul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[in-autobuz]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un oltean se suie intr-un autobuz, se duce si perforeaza un bilet, dupa care mai perforeaza inca unul. Un calatotor il intreaba:
- Scuzati-ma, de ce ati perforat 2 bilete?
- Pai daca il pierd pe primul si vine controlorul, sa il am pe al doilea.
- Bine, ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Linia fierbinte</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Olteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hotline]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[olteni]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un oltean suna la Hotline:
- Buna scumpo (zice el).
La care tipa spune :
- Buna iubire. ce&#8217;ti doreste inimioara azi? As face orice pentru tine &#8230;
- Da&#8217; ?
se mira olteanul:
- Atunci inchide si suna-ma tu! ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Paine dumicata</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 21:26:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Olteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[olteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[supa]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[-De ce pun oltenii painea in supa ?
-Ca sa nu deschida gura de doua ori. ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Reteta pentru sos</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-olteni/reteta-pentru-sos.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-olteni/reteta-pentru-sos.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 21:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Olteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mancare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[retete]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un bucurestean se duce la un restaurant oltenesc sii spune chelnerului:
-nu va suparati,vreau reteta acestui sos.
-ti-a placut atat de mult?
-nu dar caut un clei ca sa pot lipi doua scanduri! ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Eficienta incalzirii</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-olteni/eficienta-incalzirii.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 21:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Olteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centrale-termice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[incalzire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[De ce isi pun oltenii soba in mijlocul casei??
Ca sa aiba incalzire centralizata. ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Avort Spontan</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 21:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Olteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[avort]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[complicatii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nasteri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[-Cum fac oltencele avort?
-Impusca barza. ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Cum dorm oltenii</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 21:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Olteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ceas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guma]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- De ce dorm oltenii cu ceasu` in gura?
- Ca sa le miroasa gura a tic tac. ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Lapte Praf</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-olteni/lapte-praf.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-olteni/lapte-praf.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 20:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Olteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lapte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[olteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaca]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cum fac oltenii lapte praf?
Arunca vaca din avion.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Care sunt olteni si care sunt moldoveni?</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-olteni/care-sunt-olteni-si-care-sunt-moldoveni.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-olteni/care-sunt-olteni-si-care-sunt-moldoveni.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 20:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Intrebari si Raspunsuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Moldoveni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Olteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comparatii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moldoveni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[olteni]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- Cand vezi 2 grupuri de oamani cum iti dai seama care sunt olteni si care sunt moldoveni?
- Aia care stau apropiati sunt olteni, CA SUNT PROSTI FACUTI GRAMADA
- Aia care stau rasfirati sunt moldoveni, CA SUNT PROSTI FARA PERECHE! ... ]]></description>
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