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		<title>Trei nebuni &#8211; fac conversatie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 23:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trei nebuni&#8230;
Primul:
- Eu sunt trimisul lui Dumnezeu !!!
Al doilea:
- Ba eu sunt trimisul lui Dumnezeu !!!
Ultimul:
- Sunteti amandoi nebuni &#8230; Nu am trimis pe nimeni !!!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Rugaciune catre Dumnezeu</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>la Nebuni</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 14:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[nebuni]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un jurnalist intreaba directorul unei case de nebuni, care este testul ce se efectueaza pentru a externa un bolnav.
- Umplem cada cu apa, punem alaturi o lingura si o cana. Si ii propunem bolnavului sa goleasca cada de apa.
Jurnalistul, zambind, spune:
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		<title>Generatia GSM</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[GSM]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[mobil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nebuni]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stiati ca atunci cand un om vorbeste singur pe strada ori este nebun ori vorbeste la mobil.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Casatoria e cu doua fete (fetze)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Nebuni]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[nebuni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ospiciu]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un medic isi aduce studentii in vizita la un ospiciu. Se opresc la un salon unde era un barbat cu priviril e ratacite.
- Vedeti, acest barbat si-a pierdut mintile fiindca femeia cu care trebuia sa se casatoreasca l-a refuzat.
- In urmatoarea rezerva il v... ]]></description>
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		<title>Trei dorinte de la Zana</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Un nebun se intalneste cu Zana cea Buna.
Zana: Pot sa-ti indeplinesc trei dorinte. Ia spune: ce vrei?
Nebunu: Sssssaaaaa &#8230;. mmmmaaa ffffaci ssssanatttttos! &#8230;
Nebunu: WOW, sunt sanatos, c**a-m-as!!!!! &#8230;
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		<title>Pescarusul mort</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:12:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi nebuni merg pe plaja. Unul spune:
- Ia uite, un pescarus mort !
Celalalt, cautand cu privirea pe cer:
- Unde ?  &#8230;... ]]></description>
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		<title>Un nebun cu pofta de struguri</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Nebuni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apocalipsa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femeia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femeie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fuge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[speranta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[struguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[viata]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un nebun scapa de la sanatoriu. Noapte. Se pune pe urmarit o femeie.
Femeia simte ca e urmarita, nebunul dupa ea. Tipa grabeste pasul, nebunul dupa ea, fuge disperata, fuge ca si cum ar fi urmarita de apocalipsa,  fuge de parca toata viata ei ar fi fugit... ]]></description>
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		<title>Un nebun tragea un casetofon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Nebuni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[muzica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nebuni]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un nebun tragea un casetofon legat cu sfora dupa el. La un moment dat se intalneste cu un doctor.
Doctorul: Ce faci, ma?
Nebunul: Trag muzica, nu vezi?... ]]></description>
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