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		<title>Doi mosnegi pe o banca</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 05:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu mosi si babe]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[moare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mosneag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tipa]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doi mosnegi stateau pe o banca:
-Auzi,o vezi pe tipa aia? moare dupa mine.
-Da de unde stii?
-Doar n-o sa moara inainta mea.! ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Credit la Banca</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu mosi si babe]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[credit banca]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[La banca se înfatiseaza un batrânel care cere sa i se acorde un credit destul de mare.Putin jenat angajatul bancii îl întreaba:
-Ce vârsta aveti?
-85 de ani,raspunde senin batrânelul.
-Stiti,la aceasta vârsta aveti nevoie de cineva care sa garante... ]]></description>
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		<title>Baba sinucigasa</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 20:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu mosi si babe]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[san]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Merge o baba la doctor si-l intreaba:
- Dom&#8217;le doftor, unde-i inima?
- Sub sanul stang.
Mai trece o saptamana si se-ntoarce baba schiopatand.
O-ntreaba doctoru:
- Da de ce schiopatati, doamna?
- Pai am incercat sa ma sinucid si mi-am infipt cutitu ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Acid Acetilsalicilic</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-mosi-si-babe/acid-acetilsalicilic.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 20:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu mosi si babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aspirina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[farmacie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O baba merge la farmacie:
- Dati-mi va rog un Acid Acetilsalicilic.
- Vreti o aspirina, nu?
- Asa-i zice maica. Ca tot ii uit numele!..... ]]></description>
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		<title>fustita scurta pentru babe</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/fustita-scurta-pentru-babe.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/fustita-scurta-pentru-babe.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu mosi si babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fustite]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tite]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I: De ce nu poarta babele fusta scurta?
R: Li se vad tatele.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Baba si Dumnezeu</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/religioase/baba-si-dumnezeu.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu mosi si babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dumnezeu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[operatii-estetice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pamela]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rai]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O baba viseaza intr-o noapte ca Dumnezeu vorbeste cu ea si promite ca o sa mai traiasca 35 de ani pentru ca a fost credincioasa&#8230;.
A doua zi baba la o clinica de chirurgie estetica cere: lifting facial, silicoane, vopsea blonda, etc..
Ce mai dupa do... ]]></description>
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		<title>Doi batrani</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-mosi-si-babe/doi-batrani.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu mosi si babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[batrani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mosi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[strada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vant]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doi batrani incercau sa treaca strada,dar fiind un trafic foarte intens isi pierdeau minute bune incercand sa intrezereasca vreo oportunitate.
La un moment dat, unul il intreaba pe celalalt:
-Mai Ioane, daca n-ar fi masinile astea, cam in cat timp ai reu... ]]></description>
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		<title>Autobuzul plin</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-intrebari-si-raspunsuri/autobuzul-plin.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Intrebari si Raspunsuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu mosi si babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[batrani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pensionari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I: Ce are 2 ochi si 150 de dinti?
R: un crocodil
..dar..
I: Ce are 2 dinti si 150 de ochi?
R: un autobuz cu pensionari... ]]></description>
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