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		<title>Legi Generale</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Legile neincrederii, ale lui Gilb
1. Computerele nu sunt &#8220;piese&#8221; de incredere, dar oamenii sun si mai putin.
Corolar: La originea oricarei erori care este atribuita computerului vei gasi cel putin 2 greseli umane, incluzind-o pe aceea de a da... ]]></description>
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		<title>Psiho &#8211; Murphologie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Legea lui Sigstad
Cind iti vine rindul, se schimba regulile.
Principiul poker-ului
Nu arata niciodata ca stii sa trisezi celor cu care joci.
Legea reportajului sportiv, a lui Wagner
Cind camera de filmat se opreste pe un atlet, el tocmai va scuipa sau se... ]]></description>
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		<title>Maxime si Minime : Murphy&#8217;sme</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Legea termodinamicii
Lucrurile merg mai rau sub presiunea preocuparii de a le face sa mearga mai bine.
Rafinamentul legii lui Murphy- dat de Royster
Cind lucrurile merg rau undeva, se va ajunge curind sa mearga rau peste tot.
Legea prioritatilor
Orice ai... ]]></description>
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		<title>Expertiza &#8211; Legile lui Murphy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
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Nu intreba frizerul daca trebuie sa te tunzi.
Fa trei preziceri corecte, consecutiv, si vei fi considerat un expert.
Valoarea expertizei variaza invers proportional cu numarul afirmatiilor intelese de publicul larg.
Cand cineva, pe care il admiri si il ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Transcedental &#8211; Legile lui Murphy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
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Nu strica sa-ti amintesti ca universul, cu o exceptie nesemnificativa, este alcatuit din altii.
De obicei un drum fara obstacole nu duce nicaieri.
Realitatea este alcatuita din orice poti sa furi fara a fi prins.
Doar pentru ca esti paranoic nu inseamna... ]]></description>
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		<title>In viata de zi cu zi &#8211; Legile lui Murphy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:07:51 +0000</pubDate>
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Exista doua categorii de oameni: cei care impart oamenii in categorii si cei care nu impart oamenii in categorii.
Plicurile si timbrele care nu se lipesc cand le umezesti tu, se vor lipi de alte lucruri, cand nu vrei tu.
Un elefant este un soarece const... ]]></description>
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		<title>Piata &#8211; Legile lui Murphy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
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Daca nu ai nevoie de ceva si nici nu-ti doresti acel ceva, intotdeauna se gaseste din belsug.
Cheltuielile pentru inramare depasesc costul produsului artistic.
Consecinta: Oamenii care se targuiesc pentru un produs artistic nu se vor targui pentru pretu... ]]></description>
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		<title>Murphologie contabila si juridica &#8211; Legile lui Murphy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
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Banca este o institutie care-ti imprumuta intotdeauna o umbrela cand e timp frumos si ti-o cere mereu inapoi cand ploua.
In spatele fiecarei mari averi se afla o crima.
Nimeni nu considera ca banii pe care-i castiga sunt prea multi.
Nimeni nu a dat fali... ]]></description>
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		<title>Birocratie management &#8211; Legile lui Murphy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
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Legile comitetului
1. Nu veni niciodata la timp, vei fi etichetat ca incepator.
2. Nu spune nimic pana cand intalnirea nu trece de jumatate; vei fi etichetat ca intelept
3. Fii cat se poate de vag; previne iritarea celorlalti.
4. Cand ai dubii, sugereaz... ]]></description>
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		<title>Sociologie &#8211; Legile lui Murphy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
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Toti avem taria sa induram nefericirea altora.
Niciodata sa nu confuzi rabdarea cu ospitalitatea.
Plictisitoare este persoana care vorbeste cand ai vrea sa te asculte.
Buna crestere consta in arta de a ascunde ce buna parere avem despre noi insine si ce... ]]></description>
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