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	<title>Bancuri &#187; cu Ion si Maria</title>
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		<title>Ion si cu Maria &#8220;in sange&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 05:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[glume]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ion si cu Maria stau la masa. Deodata, Ion se scoala si îi f**e un pumn în bot Mariei.
Maria se scoala, se sterge de sînge la nas si-l întraba pe Ion:
- Ba Ioane, asta o fost în gluma sau în serios?
- O fost în serios, tu Marie.
- Aha, atunci e î... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ion si Maria la maternitate</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ion si Maria la maternitate:
- No Marie, ce avem?
- Baiat.
- No, &#8230;&#8230;.si cu cine seamana?
- D&#8217;apai&#8230; degeaba-ti spun ma Ioane, ca nu-l cunosti.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Buberangul lu&#8217; ION</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bumerang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[io]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sange]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vasile]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Statea Ion pe deal cu un bumerang in mana si cu fata plina de sange. Se apropie Vasile:
- Ce faci, Ioane?
- Stau&#8230;
- Da&#8217; ce tii in mana?
- Nu stiu&#8230;
- Pai si de ce il tii? Arunca-l!
- Arunca-l tu, ca eu m-am saturat&#8230; ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri de Revelion</title>
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		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/bancuri-de-revelion.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 16:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[anul nou]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc de revelion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[de revelion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[petreceri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ion si Gheorghe vorbeau intr-o seara inainte de Revelion, si Ion zice:
- Gheo! Tie ce-ti place mai mult? Petrecerea de Anul Nou sau sa te culci cu nevasta-ta?
La care Gheorghe raspunde:
- Bai Ioane, sincer, Anul Nou, ca ala-i mai des!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Cu vaca la pascut</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la pascut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaca]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ion venea cu vaca de la pascut. Pe drum se intalneste cu un vecin care era cu maisna
-ce faci mai ioane ?
-iaca si eu ma indrept spre casa&#8230;
-pai hai ca te duc eu leaga vaca de masina si hai sa merem.
Leaga Ion vaca de masina si pornesc la drum. La ... ]]></description>
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		<title>La vanatoare de ursi</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grizzly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moarte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[padure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs-brun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs-polar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vanatoare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[De ziua lui, Ion primeste o pusca noua de vanatoare. Dornic sa o incerce, pleaca la vanatoare de ursi. Ajuns in padure vede un urs. Pune pusca la ochi, tinteste, trage, ursul cade mort. Ion se apropie de urs, il misca cu piciorul &#8230; cand&#8230; simt... ]]></description>
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		<title>Statie de autobuz</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/statie-de-autobuz.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/statie-de-autobuz.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[autobuz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tarani]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Vine Ion acasa. Intra, dar in casa il vede pe Gheorghe.
- Ce faci aici, Gheorghe?
- Astept autobuzul. Ion iese.
Dar ii vine in minte un gand: &#8220;De unde la mine in casa autobuz?&#8221;.
Se intoarse, dar Gheorghe nu mai era.
&#8220;Totusi a venit auto... ]]></description>
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		<title>O simpla adunare</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/o-simpla-adunare.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/o-simpla-adunare.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aritmetica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[economie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hotie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[matematica]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ion se intalneste cu un matematician, un economist si un contabil si-i intreaba:
- Cat fac unu si cu unu?
Matematicianul ii raspunde:
- Exact doi.
Economistul raspunde
- Poate doi.
Contabilul se uita in stanga si in dreapta si spune in soapta:
- Cat vrei... ]]></description>
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		<title>Maria si-a luat nutrii</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/maria-si-a-luat-nutrii.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/maria-si-a-luat-nutrii.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 21:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-ion-si-maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nutri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Maria: Ma, Ioane, mi-am luat doua nutrii!
Ion: Nutrii?
Maria: Nu, doua!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Maria are o banuiala</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/maria-are-o-banuiala.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/maria-are-o-banuiala.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:56:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banuiala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caruta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ion-si-maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[om-serios]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dimineata, Ion o ia pe Maria cu caruta de acasa sa o duca la camp, pe drum Maria ii zice lui Ion:
- Maria: Ioane eu am o banuiala !
- Ion: Ce banuiala Marie zii
- Maria: Ioane eu cred ca tu vrei sa ma fu..ti.
- Ion: Marie ce ai nu esti normala, eu sunt o... ]]></description>
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