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		<title>Pixul de la NASA</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[cu Ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu alte natii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lipsa gravitatiei]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[oamenii de stiinta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rusii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stare de imponderabilitate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cind NASA a inceput trimiterea de astronauti in spatiu, s-a descoperit ca pixurile nu functioneaza in stare de imponderabilitate. 
Pentru a rezolva problema, oamenii de stiinta si inginerii americani au cheltuit 12 miliarde de dolari si s-au chinuit zece... ]]></description>
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		<title>Inteligenta in IAD</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[credinta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dumnezeu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sf-petru]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La poarta Raiului ajunge un inginer. Sf. Petru Il intreaba:
- Tu cine esti?
- Sunt inginer si vreau sa intru.
- Nu aici, locul tau e JOS.
Ajunge inginerul in Iad. Cum se plictisea, incepe sa mestereasca: scari rulante, aer conditionat, piscine, pune la p... ]]></description>
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		<title>O simpla adunare</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aritmetica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[economie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hotie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[matematica]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ion se intalneste cu un matematician, un economist si un contabil si-i intreaba:
- Cat fac unu si cu unu?
Matematicianul ii raspunde:
- Exact doi.
Economistul raspunde
- Poate doi.
Contabilul se uita in stanga si in dreapta si spune in soapta:
- Cat vrei... ]]></description>
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		<title>Tehnologie avansata</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu alte natii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinezi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[miniatura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tehnologie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Congres pentru cea mai avansata tehnologie din lume:
- Americanii iau un fir de par si il taie (crapa) in patru parti.
- Rusii iau o parte si ii dau filet interior si exterior.
- Chinezii il iau si scriu pe el &#8216;Made in China&#8216;!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Natura Corpului Uman</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ingineri/natura-corpului-uman.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ingineri/natura-corpului-uman.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bilogie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[constructie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[corp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inginerie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Trei ingineri discuta intre ei despre natura corpului uman. Unul din ei zice:
- E clar ca a fost conceput de un inginer mecanic: articulatiile, oasele pt. sustinere.
- Nu cred, zice altul, a fost facut de un inginer electronist: toate conexiunile nervoas... ]]></description>
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		<title>Fizica si Caramida</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caramizi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cercuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fizica]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip sta pe un pod si arunca caramizi in apa. Se apropie altul si il intreaba:
- De ce arunci caramizi in apa?
Acela raspunde:
- Incerc sa inteleg&#8230;
- Ce sa intelegi?
- De ce o caramida patrata, face cercurile in apa &#8211; rotunde?... ]]></description>
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		<title>Agricultura in Electromagnetism</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-intrebari-si-raspunsuri/agricultura-in-electromagnetism.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-intrebari-si-raspunsuri/agricultura-in-electromagnetism.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Intrebari si Raspunsuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[intebari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magnetism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[raspunsuri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cu ce se ara un camp electromagnetic!?!
Cu boii de la Politehnica!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Doar 100 de ingineri</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ingineri/doar-100-de-ingineri.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ingineri/doar-100-de-ingineri.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ingineri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Daca populatia mondiala s-ar reduce la 100 de ingineri, pastrand proportiile, s-ar compune cum urmeaza:
- 93 ar fi barbati;
- 6 femei (dintre care 3 ar fi lesbiene, una ar fi prietena celui mai bun amic si celelalte ar fi urate ca dracu);
- 1 homosexual;... ]]></description>
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		<title>Eficienta si Viteza</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-betivi/eficienta-si-viteza.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-betivi/eficienta-si-viteza.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fabrica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[viteza]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un american, un japonez si un roman, se intrec in tehnologie.
Americanul spune:
- Am inventat o masinarie la care bagi la un capat un porc, si pe partea cealalta apar carnati, caltabos, sunca etc
Japonezul spune:
- Am inventat o masinarie la care bagi la... ]]></description>
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		<title>Dictionar ingineresc</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-intrebari-si-raspunsuri/dictionar-ingineresc.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-intrebari-si-raspunsuri/dictionar-ingineresc.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:03:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Intrebari si Raspunsuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[definitii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dictionare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inginerie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ARHITECT = cineva care n-a fost destul de &#8216;macho&#8217; ca sa devina inginer, dar nici destul de &#8216;homo&#8217; ca sa se faca designer vestimentar.
BANCHER=cineva care iti imprumuta umbrela lui cand afara e soare si apoi ti-o cere inapoi cand i... ]]></description>
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