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	<title>Bancuri &#187; cu femei</title>
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		<title>Logodnica basinoasa</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[basina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[labus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[logodnica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[socru]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tanar isi prezinta logodnica parintilor. La masa, tipei ii vine sa faca part. Dupa cateva secunde se simte un miros… Socrul mare spune:
-Labus…!
Fericita fata ca viitorul socru a dat vina pe cainele de sub scaunul ei, ii vine inima la loc. Peste c... ]]></description>
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		<title>Autostopista</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:06:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unguroaica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[volan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O unguroaica sta &#8220;la ocazie&#8221; in Aiud.
Opreste un TIR, se deschide usa, iar femeia intreaba, intr-o romana stricata:
- Sui pe mine pan&#8217; la Turda?
Tiristul:
- Sui pe tine si pan&#8217; la Cluj, da&#8217; cine tzine de volan ?... ]]></description>
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		<title>Impotent 300%</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Degete]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[impotent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[limba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Maria si Leana discuta despre sotii lor:
- Mario, Gheorghe al meu e impotent 100%!
- Leano, Ion al meu e impotent 300%!
- Cum asa?
- A cazut prostul pe scari si si-a rupt si degetul si si-a muscat si limba!!! ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Sotia si sutienul</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chiloti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cumparaturi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[piata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sotie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sutien]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sotia se intoarce acasa dupa ce a fost pe la cumparaturi , si arata sotului noul sutien pe care si l-a cumparat . El , cu o voce plictisita :
- De ce l-ai cumparat daca n-ai ce sa pui inauntru ?
- Pai atunci tu de ce porti chiloti ?&#8230;. ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Doua fete la nudisti</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iarba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[infarct]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nudism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vitel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doua tipe fac nudism pe iarba verde.
La un moment dat apare un taur. Tipele o iau la fuga. Dupa ce obosesc bine, cu taurul dupa ele, se opreste una si spune:
- Mai bine fac un vitel decat un infarct &#8230;corect fetelor,nu??... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pana ce moartea ne va desparti</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[contract]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despartire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moarte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rai]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Dupa 50 de ani de casnicie, el moare. La scurt timp moare si ea si ajunge in rai, unde-l vede pe el.
−    Dragule, ce bine-mi pare sa te regasesc!
−    Lasa-ma-n pace! Contractul a fost foarte clar: &#8220;Pana ce moartea ne va desparti&#8220;.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Sotul are o amanta</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 05:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amanta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[in fund]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sotie]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=943</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sotul isi ia inima in dinti si se hotaraste sa-i spuna sotiei ca are o amanta. Ii cumpara flori, pregateste o cina romantica, dupa care trec la o partida de sex.
Cand era placerea mai mare el ii spune:
- Stii, draga, eu mai am una&#8230;
 La care sotia r... ]]></description>
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		<title>Colege cu Gigel</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-curve/colege-cu-gigel.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-curve/colege-cu-gigel.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colege]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gigel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Trotuar]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Doua colege mergeau pe trotuar spre casa . Una din ele , vede un coleg de-al lor;
- Uite-l draga pe gigel !
- L-am vazut!
- Si nu-i faci cu mana ?
- Nu ! Sa-si faca singur, dal dreaq.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Institutul Agricol &#8211; Lectia de Zootehnie</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/institutul-agricol-lectia-de-zootehnie.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/institutul-agricol-lectia-de-zootehnie.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cuplari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[institut agricol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[profesor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaca]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O lecţie într-un institut agricol. Un cuplu apare la curs şi pentru că erau certaţi femeia se aşează în primul rând iar bărbatul în ultimul rând. La un moment dat profesorul zice:
- Un taur sănătos &#8211; trebuie să aibă până la 12 cup... ]]></description>
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		<title>Maica stareta si Calugarita</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/maica-stareta-si-calugarita.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/maica-stareta-si-calugarita.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Calugarita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maica stareta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pantalonii]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Maica stareta intreaba pe o calugarita novice:
− Daca un barbat ar vrea sa abuzeze de tine, ce ai face?
− Mi-as ridica vesmintele.
− Daaa!!?? Si mai ce?
− I-as zice sa-si coboare pantalonii.
− De ceee?????????
− Fiindca eu as putea fugi mai r... ]]></description>
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