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		<title>Basescu la medic</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[cu Basescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Basescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hernie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[medic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salarii]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Basescu se duce la medic cu a sa hernie
Base’: Domnu’ doctor ma cam deranjeaza hernia!
Doctoru’: Ati ridicat ceva?!?
Base’: Da! Preturile!
Doctoru’: Si mai ce ?
Base’: Si taxele !
Doctoru’: Aoleu, Nu trebuie sa mai faceti niciun fel de efor... ]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor Ginecolog reprofilat in Mecanic Auto</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[carburator]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[esapament]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ginecolog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mecanic auto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un ginecolog vrea sa se reprofileze auzind ca ar cistiga mai bine ca mecanic auto&#8230; Invata individul si se duce la un service auto sa dea test de angajare. La rezultate, stupoare: tipul luase nota 15&#8230;
Se duce si-l intreaba pe mecanicu&#8217; s... ]]></description>
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		<title>Testicole Albastre &#8211; La medic</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blugi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[medicul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[testicol]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip se duce la medic. Livid la fata el ii spune medicului ca are o mare problema:
- Dle doctor mi s-a albastrit un testicol! Medicul da si-l controleaza, ii face analize si concluzioneaza ca trebuie neaparat sa-l taie. Il incurajeaza pe barbat ca cela... ]]></description>
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		<title>Un batran la doctor</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-doctori/un-batran-la-doctor.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-doctori/un-batran-la-doctor.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Adolescente]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bang bang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[batrani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la doctor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mireasa de 18 ani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pusca]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un batran de 90 de ani ii spune doctorului sau:
- “Nu m-am simtit niciodata atat de bine. Am o mireasa de 18 ani cu care voi avea un copil. Ce ziceti de asta?”
Doctorul se gandeste un minut la intrebarea lui si apoi spune:
- “Am un prieten mai in v... ]]></description>
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		<title>La psihiatru si Sotia infidela</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-doctori/la-psihiatru-si-sotia-infidela.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-doctori/la-psihiatru-si-sotia-infidela.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:33:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[La psihiatru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sotia infidela]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un barbat merge la psihiatru:
 &#8211; Doctore, sotia mea e infidela. In fiecare seara merge la barul pescarilor si agata barbati. Chiar mai rau, se culca cu oricine o intreaba! Inebunesc! Ce crezi ca ar trebui sa fac?
Doctorul raspunde:
- Relaxeaza-te, ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Bolnav in ambulanta</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[in ambulanta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la morga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mort]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Un tip se trezeste in ambulanta:
- U… u… unde ma duceti!
- La morga!
- Pai n &#8230; nu  am… murit!
- Pai… nu am ajuns!... ]]></description>
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		<title>O blonda la ginecolog</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-blonde/o-blonda-la-ginecolog.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-blonde/o-blonda-la-ginecolog.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dezbracata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la ginecolog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La ginecolog, o blonda se dezbraca dupa paravan.
- Domnu&#8217; doctor, sunt gata! M-am dezbracat de toate. Unde sa-mi pun hainele???
- Aici, peste ale mele.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Doctorul si pacienta</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-doctori/doctorul-si-pacienta.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-doctori/doctorul-si-pacienta.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctor-veterinar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paciente]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doctorul Popescu s-a culcat cu una dintre pacientele lui şi se simţea vinovat de multă vreme. Oricât de mult a încercat să uite această întâmplare, nu reuşea. Era mereu copleşit de sentimentul de vină şi de trădare a jurământului profesio... ]]></description>
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		<title>Baba sinucigasa</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-doctori/baba-sinucigasa.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-doctori/baba-sinucigasa.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 20:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu mosi si babe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cutit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inima]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[san]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sinucidere]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Merge o baba la doctor si-l intreaba:
- Dom&#8217;le doftor, unde-i inima?
- Sub sanul stang.
Mai trece o saptamana si se-ntoarce baba schiopatand.
O-ntreaba doctoru:
- Da de ce schiopatati, doamna?
- Pai am incercat sa ma sinucid si mi-am infipt cutitu ... ]]></description>
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		<title>la Nebuni</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-doctori/la-nebuni.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-doctori/la-nebuni.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 14:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Nebuni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jurnalist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nebuni]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un jurnalist intreaba directorul unei case de nebuni, care este testul ce se efectueaza pentru a externa un bolnav.
- Umplem cada cu apa, punem alaturi o lingura si o cana. Si ii propunem bolnavului sa goleasca cada de apa.
Jurnalistul, zambind, spune:
-... ]]></description>
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