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	<title>Bancuri &#187; cu Curve</title>
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	<description>Bancuri, Glume, Poante, Maxime, Perle</description>
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		<title>Mergem la curve</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-curve/mergem-la-curve.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soacra]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Vine bãrbatu’ seara acasa, tranteste usa si zice femeii:
- Hai, îmbracã-te cã astã searã avem program!
- Ce program dragã? întreabã mieroasa nevasta.
- Mergem la curve  ! zice dementu&#8217; satul de 20 de ani de cãsnicie.
- Cum la curve ? î... ]]></description>
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		<title>Cea mai mare scula</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bucuros]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prieteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trist]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip statea cu sotia la TV. La un moment dat, el se intoarce spre ea si-i spune:
- Pun pariu ca nu-mi poti zice nimic care sa ma faca si bucuros si trist in acelasi timp.
Replica ei:
- Ai cea mai mare scula dintre toti prietenii tai.... ]]></description>
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		<title>O propunere de afaceri</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-bula/o-propunere-de-afaceri.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-bula/o-propunere-de-afaceri.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birou]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[colega]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[euro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[futut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[propuneri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bula avea o colega de birou buna în draci, dar din pacate nedisponibila.
O sorbea din priviri în fiecare zi si crapa de necaz ca nu-i poate face nimic. Într-o zi ajunge atât de frustrat încât se duce direct la ea si îi spune deschis în fata:
- Es... ]]></description>
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		<title>Cum se baga cheia in broasca</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/cum-se-baga-cheia-in-broasca.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/cum-se-baga-cheia-in-broasca.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 05:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[broasca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cheie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[intalnire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la pat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ling]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=949</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un tip cu o tipa (curvulita) , dupa o intalnire de succes, merg impreuna pe aleea casei lui. La un moment dat, tipul o intreaba:
- Vrei sa mergi pe la mine, sa bem o cafea?
- Pai, hai sa-ti zic ce-am constatat: imi dau seama de fiecare barbat cum este la... ]]></description>
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		<title>La farmacie</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/la-farmacie.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cazare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[farmacie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=941</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[La o farmacie se prezinta un barbat si ii spune farmacistei:
-Doamna, am o problema, p&#8230;sul imi sta tot timpul in sus, chiar si daca fac sex 12 ore pe zi. Ce imi puteti oferi?
Farmacista se duce in spate, se sfatuieste cu colegele apoi se intoarce s... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pedofilul si Pustoaicele</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/pedofilul-si-pustoaicele.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/pedofilul-si-pustoaicele.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:14:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cicolata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diabet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fete]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fustite]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fute]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pedofil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pustoaice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sutiene]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=932</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un pedofil se da la 2 pustoaice de pana in 13 ani:
- Fetelor, daca va dau o ciocolata va dati bluzitele jos pt mine?
- cum sa nu nene,,si hopaa cu bluzitele fetelor..
- si daca va mai dau o ciocolata..va dati si fustitele jos pt mine?
- cum sa nu nene&#8... ]]></description>
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		<title>Colege cu Gigel</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-curve/colege-cu-gigel.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-curve/colege-cu-gigel.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colege]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gigel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Trotuar]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=920</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ Doua colege mergeau pe trotuar spre casa . Una din ele , vede un coleg de-al lor;
- Uite-l draga pe gigel !
- L-am vazut!
- Si nu-i faci cu mana ?
- Nu ! Sa-si faca singur, dal dreaq.... ]]></description>
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		<title>O prostituata la ginecolog</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-curve/o-prostituata-la-ginecolog.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-curve/o-prostituata-la-ginecolog.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 10:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[euro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la ginecolog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[menstruatii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prostituata]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=894</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[O prostituata la ginecolog.
Acesta o intreaba:
- Domnisoara, aveti pierderi mari in timpul menstruatiilor?
- Am, am &#8230;cum sa nu … vre-o doua-trei sute de euro!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Erzsi servitoare la Cluj</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-unguri/erzsi-servitoare-la-cluj.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-unguri/erzsi-servitoare-la-cluj.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cluj]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Feri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Erzsi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ildiko]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pe la spate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pista]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[servitoare]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=856</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Erzsi era servitoare la domni în Cluj. În fiecare joi avea liber si se întorcea acasa seara foarte bine dispusa. Într-o joi seara domnul o întreaba:
- Erzsi, ce faci tu joia de vii asa vesela acasa?
Erzsi: O, domnu&#8217;, noi joi întilneam cu Ildi... ]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Aventura la etajul de ma sus</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/aventura-la-etajul-de-ma-sus.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/aventura-la-etajul-de-ma-sus.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:14:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aventura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[curva]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ultimul etaj]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Costica vine acasa usor afumat, dar vesel.
- Pune masa, nevasta, ca mi-e o foame&#8230;
Sta el la masa, cand aude un zgomot pe balcon. Iese pe balcon si gaseste un ins numai in camasa si chiloti.
- Ce faci, ma, la mine pe balcon ?, se infurie Costica.
- ... ]]></description>
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