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	<title>Bancuri &#187; cu Copii</title>
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		<title>scrisoare lui Mos Craciun</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[cu Copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cadouri-de-Craciun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[copil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[draga mosule]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mos-craciun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scrisare de craciun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trenulet electric]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Se apropia Craciunul. Un copil ii scrie o scrisoare lui Mos Craciun:
&#8220;Dlaga Mosule, te log mult sa-mi aduci un tlenulet electlic, o masinuta si o ciocolata&#8221; .
Se duce copilul la posta si duce scrisoarea.
Postaritele deschid scrisoarea, o cite... ]]></description>
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		<title>Sotia pleaca in interes de serviciu</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/sotia-pleaca-in-interes-de-serviciu.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interes de serviciu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la gradinita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la-scoala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sotul]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sotia pleaca in interes de serviciu.
Sotul il scoala pe copilas de dimineata, ii face micul dejun si il ia de mana sa-l duca la gradinitza.
la gradinitza educatoarea ii ii spune tatalui ca ascest copil ii este necunoscut.
Il duce la o a doua gradinitza s... ]]></description>
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		<title>O pustoaica la frizerie</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la frizerie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[o gogosica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scaunul frizerului]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tatzele]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O pustoaica intra la frizerie cu tata&#8217;su. Sta langa scaunul frizerului, mancand o gogosica, in timp ce tata&#8217;su se tunde. Frizerul ii zambeste si-i spune cu amabilitate:
- Draguta, o sa ai par pe gogosica.
- Stiu (raspunde ea) , o sa-mi creasc... ]]></description>
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		<title>La ora de matematica</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/la-ora-de-matematica.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2x3]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[matematica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[profu de mate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tabla inmultirii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[un baietel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un baiatel ajunge acasa de la scoala si ii spune tatalui:
- Am luat 2 la matematica azi ..
- Ce s-a intamplat?
- Pai m-a intrebat profesorul &#8220;Cat fac 3 x 2?&#8221; si eu am spus &#8220;6&#8243;
- Pai .. e corect
- Stiu, dupa care m-a intrebat &#822... ]]></description>
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		<title>Sala de gimnastica &#8211; cabina femeilor</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/sala-de-gimnastica-cabina-femeilor.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Copii]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cabina femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sala de gimnastica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[un baietel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un baietel s-a pierdut pe culoarele unei sali de gimnastica si a nimerit la cabinele femeilor. Acestea au inceput sa tipe, sa insface prosoape sa se acopere si sa fuga in toate partile, ca sa se ascunda. Baietelul le-a privit uimit, dupa care a intrebat ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Nuditatea &#8211; intr-o zi torida de vara</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/nuditatea-intr-o-zi-torida-de-vara.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centura-de-siguranta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cinci ani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina decapotabila]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nuditatea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zi  torida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zi de vara]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nuditatea!
O mama se plimba cu masina, impreuna cu cei trei copii mici, intr-o dupa-amiaza torida de vara, cand o femeie dintr-o masina decapotabila s-a ridicat din scaun si a inceput sa le faca cu mana. Femeia era total goala. In timp ce mama isi revene... ]]></description>
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		<title>Un baietel vrea si el de ziua lui o bicicleta</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/religioase/un-baietel-vrea-si-el-de-ziua-lui-o-bicicleta.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 18:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baiat bun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cadou]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[de ziua lui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dear God]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lui dumnezeu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[o bicicleta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scrisoare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un baietel vrea si el de ziua lui o bicicleta si se duce si ii cere mamei lui.
Ea intreaba: ai fost baiat bun? ai fost cuminte? ai ajutat in casa?
Si el pleaca suparat. Se duce in camera lui si incepe sa ii scrie o scrisoare lui Dumnezeu:
- Dear God, sti... ]]></description>
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		<title>Politist in clasa 2-a</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-politisti/politist-in-clasa-2-a.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-politisti/politist-in-clasa-2-a.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clasa 2-a]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pusti fumand]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doi politisti mergeau pe strada. La un moment dat vad un pusti fumand si-l iau la intrebari:
- In ce clasa esti, ma?
- In clasa a 2-a.
Unul din ei incepe sa-l certe, la care celalalt ii spune:
- Ce-ai cu el? Tu in clasa a 2-a nu fumai?
- Ba da, dar eu av... ]]></description>
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		<title>Directorul si elevii</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/directorul-si-elevii.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/directorul-si-elevii.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clasa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[director]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elevi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scoala]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-o scoala, se aude un zgomot teribil dintr-o clasa. Directorul intra in clasa si vede ingrozit cum toata lumea tipa, se bate, unii s-au urcat pe banci. Directorul se repede la cel mai zgomotos si il da afara din sala. Se face dintr-odata liniste.
- U... ]]></description>
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		<title>Fiecare cu treaba lui</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-copii/fiecare-cu-treaba-lui.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-copii/fiecare-cu-treaba-lui.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:22:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bomboane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[copil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[o batrana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[viata lunga]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pe o banca, in parc, un copil manca intr-o disperare dintr-o cutie de bomboane. O batrana il vede si ii spune:
-Nu trebuie sa mananci atatea bomboane, te poti imblonavi!
-Dar dumneavoastra stiti cat a trait bunicul meu? 105 ani!
-Si manca atat de multe b... ]]></description>
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