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	<title>Bancuri &#187; cu Ciobani si Tarani</title>
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		<title>Badea Gheroghe si atentatul cu deltaplan</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 21:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[atentat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Badea Gheroghe]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Badea Gheroghe cosea pe o crivina la marginea orasului.
Deodata vede el un deltaplan plutind pe deasupra lui si îl urmăreste curios. la primele blocuri, cel cu deltaplanul se izbeste de o clădire:
- Tzară de&#8230;rahat, teroristi de &#8230;rahat!
zi... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ciobanul cu scoala</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Indubitabil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la-munte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oile la pascut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pastor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un profesor filolog se plimba pe la munte. La un moment dat vede un cioban cu oile la pascut. Cum era el pierdut pe gânduri, îl întreaba pe cioban:
 &#8211; Ancestralule pastor, în posesia dumitale se afla aceste minunate patrupede paracopitate?
 &#8... ]]></description>
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		<title>A murit soacra</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moarte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soacre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tarani]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ion intra la bar cu-o moaca trista. Vasile il intreaba:
- Da&#8217; ce-ai?
- Mi-a murit soacra.
Se face liniste, la care Vasile:
- Nu-i adevarat, numa&#8217; zice asa sa fim invidiosi.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Statie de autobuz</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[autobuz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tarani]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Vine Ion acasa. Intra, dar in casa il vede pe Gheorghe.
- Ce faci aici, Gheorghe?
- Astept autobuzul. Ion iese.
Dar ii vine in minte un gand: &#8220;De unde la mine in casa autobuz?&#8221;.
Se intoarse, dar Gheorghe nu mai era.
&#8220;Totusi a venit auto... ]]></description>
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		<title>La pescuit pe maulul Dunarii</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dunare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pescuit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Trei lipoveni asteapta pe malul Dunarii sa se prinda ceva in undita.
 Deodata apare un porc mistret.
    &#8211; Ma, daca ar fi Claudia Shiffer! zice primul.
    &#8211; Ar fi bine si daca ar fi nevasta-mea, zice al doilea.
 Al treilea tace putin, apoi ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pot sa-ti dau un telefon</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[GSM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bordel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ciobani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mobil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[telefon]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un cioban vrea si el sa mearga la un bordel&#8230; Cauta ce cauta, gaseste unul misto, intra se duce la matroana, si aceasta il conduce la o blonda, bagaboanta buna&#8230;. Fac ei sex, o ora, doua&#8230;, la sfarsit trebuia sa dea bani.. Se cauta ciobanu... ]]></description>
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		<title>Campul cu pepeni</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pepeni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[substante-toxice]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un taran se ocupa de cultivatul pepenilor. La un moment dat niste copii au inceput sa intre noaptea pe plantatie si sa fure din pepeni.
Omul se gândeste si se gândeste pâna ii vine o idee care in mod sigur ii va speria pe copii. Asa ca pune pe câmp o... ]]></description>
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		<title>Tehnologia acum 150 de ani</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ciobani-si-tarani/tehnologia-acum-150-de-ani.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ciobani-si-tarani/tehnologia-acum-150-de-ani.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 14:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masurarea-temperaturii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plantarea-porumbului]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tehnologie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cica era primavara intr-un sat din Ardeal. Doi tarani ies pe camp cu sapele&#8230; La un moment dat vin niste oameni, oficiali, cu niste aparate sofisticate, si incep sa verifice temperatura solului, ca sa stie cand sa planteze porumbul&#8230;
Cei doi ta... ]]></description>
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		<title>Dii, Murgule! Dii Surule</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 14:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tarani]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un taran intr-o caruta plina ochi, cu un singur magar amarat cu ochelari de cal care nu se urnea deloc, striga frenetic:
- Dii, Murgule! Dii Surule! Dii Florica! Dii Maricica!
Un barbat se uita la el si il intreaba daca a uitat cum se numeste magarul, ta... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pestisorul de Aur pe uscat</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/pestisorul-de-aur-pe-uscat.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 14:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FERMIERI]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pestisorul-de-aur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trei-dorinte]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un taran, mergand pe ogor, vede pe jos un pestisor de aur. Cum se zbatea pestisorul pe uscat, minune mare, incepe sa vorbeasca:
- Tarane, fie-ti mila de mine, arunca-ma te rog in balta aia, ca eu sunt regele pestisorilor si ti-oi da tot ce vrei.
-&#8230;... ]]></description>
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