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	<title>Bancuri &#187; cu Celebritati</title>
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		<title>Ramses si virilitatea</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Celebritati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[falus]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ramses]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[viril]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ramses al II-lea câştiga o mare bătălie. Evident, isi cheama scribul pentru a imortaliza momentul si începe să dicteze:
- Eu, Ramses al II-lea&#8230;
Scribul începe şi el sa picteze hieroglife.
- Cel mai mare dintre conducători&#8230;
Scribul no... ]]></description>
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		<title>Gigi Becali si Pestisorul de aur</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 21:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Celebritati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dorinte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gigi-Becali]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la-pescuit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lanseta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pestisorul-de-aur]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Se duce Dl. Gigi Becali la pescuit cu lanseta de diamant, fir de mătase şi ac de platina. Dupa cateva momente, surpriza de proporţii! Prinde un pestisor de aur:
- Stii sunt pestisorul de aur , ala cu 3 dorinte..
La care Gigi:
- Bine ma, ce vrei?... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pe langa plopii fara sot</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Citate Celebre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Celebritati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eminescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plopi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poezie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Eminescu:
 Pe langa plopii fara sot adesea am trecut;
 Puteam sa trec si printre ei da&#8217; nu mi-a dat prin gand&#8230;:))... ]]></description>
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		<title>Vaca nebuna</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 13:17:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Celebritati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cotlet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iliescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[londra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaca-nebuna]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Iliescu Intra impreuna cu nevasta intr-un restaurant in Londra si comanda un cotlet. Chelnerul il intreaba:
- Bine, bine, dar cum e cu vaca nebuna?
Iliescu raspunde:
- Vaca nebuna sa comande ce vrea&#8230;... ]]></description>
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		<title>Einstein despre Dinamo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 13:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Celebritati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Dinamovisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dinamo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[einstein]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iq]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Einstein la un dineu, inainte sa intre in vorba cu cei de acolo ii intreba ce IQ au.
Primul raspunde:
- Am IQ 245!
- Bine, vin imediat sa vorbim de fizica nucleara si atomi, zice Einstein.
Mai incolo altul raspunde:
- Am IQ 145!
- Vin imediat sa vorbim d... ]]></description>
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		<title>Oameni de stiinta</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Celebritati]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[iad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[newton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pascal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stiinta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Toti oamenii de stiinta jucau pititea in Rai. Se pune Einstein si incepe sa numere. Toti se ascund pe unde gasesc, numai Newton ia o creta, traseaza un patrat cu latura de 1 m si se aseaza in mijlocul lui. Dupa ce termina de numarat, Einstein se intoarce... ]]></description>
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		<title>Daca nu e Pastele ce este ?</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/despre-armata/daca-nu-e-pastele-ce-este.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Celebritati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Armata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comunist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[constantin_si_elena]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pandur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pastele]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tudor_vladimirescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turcii]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pe 8 mai 1821, Tudor Vladimirescu, impreuna cu o mica escorta, face o descindere inopinata in tabara pandurilor sai de linga Snagov. Gaseste un dezmat total: Pandurii si o multime de femei erau beti morti si cintau de rasuna padurea, copii mici chitaiau ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Becali intr-o discoteca</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-celebritati/becali-intr-o-discoteca.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-celebritati/becali-intr-o-discoteca.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:09:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scurte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Celebritati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[discoteca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gigi_becali]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tanara]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Gigi Becali intra intr-o discoteca.La vederea lui,o tanara superba se apropie de el si il intreaba:
 &#8211; Dansati??
La care Becali:
 &#8211; Nu fa, asa merg io.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Gheorghe si pestisorul de aur</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-celebritati/gheorghe-si-pestisorul-de-aur.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-celebritati/gheorghe-si-pestisorul-de-aur.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Celebritati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre Sport]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acasa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[surd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tenis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tiriac]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Gheorghe il vede pe Ion pe terenul de tenis jucand cu nimeni altul decat cu Tiriac.
Ion il batea la tenis pe Triac de-i mergeau fulgii. Nedumerit de performanta prietenului sau Gheorghe il intreaba:
- Bine mai Ioane, dar pana ieri nu stiai nici sa joci t... ]]></description>
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		<title>Mihai Eminescu , scrisoare catre Ion Creanga</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-celebritati/mihai-eminescu-scrisoare-catre-ion-creanga.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-celebritati/mihai-eminescu-scrisoare-catre-ion-creanga.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scurte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Celebritati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ion_creanga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[luna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mihai_eminescu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mihai Eminescu ii trimite o scrisoare lui Creanga:
 &#8220;Capul tau privind la luna / Parca zici ca este&#8217;o &#8230; &#8221;
Creanga ii trimite inapoi raspuns:
 &#8220;Tot ce spui e adevarat / Dar cuvantul de la urma, tu de ce mi l-ai mancat?&#8221;... ]]></description>
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