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	<title>Bancuri &#187; cu Ceausescu</title>
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		<title>Doi prim-ministri</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 21:37:41 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[cu Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[franta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prim-ministru]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Leana îi spune într-o zi lui Nicu:
-Auzi, Nicule&#8230;Ce ar fi sa ma pui si pe mine prim-ministru ca Dascalescu?
-Esti nebuna, Leano! Unde mai vazusi tu tara cu doi prim-ministri?
-Pai cum nu!? În Franta: Jac si Rac.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ceausescu cu Leana, în elicopter</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 21:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elicopter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leana]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ceausescu cu nevasta, în elicopter. Leana îi zice:
-Uite, Nicule, se vede râurile!&#8230;
-Nu tu, astea nu e râurile astea e soselele!&#8230;
Pilotul intervine:
-Nu, astea-s cozile!&#8230;... ]]></description>
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		<title>In România e frig în case</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/creapy/in-romania-e-frig-in-case.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 21:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[autobuz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cianura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[foame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mancare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un reporter occidental îl întreba pe Ceasca, prin 1989:
-Am auzit ca în România e frig în case. Asa e?
-Da, dar n-a murit nimeni din cauza asta.
-Dar am auzit ca nu e nici mâncare?
-Da, dar n-a murit nimeni de foame.
-Si am mai auzit ca trebuie sa ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ceausescu cu camasa</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 21:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[studenti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tramvai]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un student arab se scuza ca a întârziat la cursuri:
-Sa vedeti a stat pe loc tramvaiul ca trecut tov. Ceausescu cu camasa în gura!
-Cum cu camasa?
-Pai, asa zice tot omeni din tramvai: Uite-l, iar trece, cucamas în gura lui!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Maiestate</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 21:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[calatorii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elena]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nicu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Î:Stiti ca Elena îi spunea lui Nicu Maiestate?!
R:Asa: Nicule, mai ie state de vizitat&#8230;... ]]></description>
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		<title>Magazine la 5 km</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ceausescu/magazine-la-5-km.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 21:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magazine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[socialism]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[.Î:De ce în România (socialista) magazinele se faceau la minimum 5 km distanta unul de celalalt?
R:Sa nu se încurce cozile.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Casa Republicii</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 21:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[casa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ceasca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leana]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1.Î:De ce nu a fost terminata Casa Republicii?
R:Pentru ca nu a fost zidita Leana la temelie.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Cati hoti avem in tara</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-alte-natii/cati-hoti-avem-in-tara.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-alte-natii/cati-hoti-avem-in-tara.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu alte natii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[america]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hoti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pe vremea lui Ceausescu vine presedintele SUA in vizita in Romania.
La discutii Nicu intreaba:
- la voi in America, aveti hoti ?
- da (raspunde presedintele american)
- Si noi (zice Ceausescu) dar, aveti multi ?
- Nu foarte multi, cam 20 de milioane sa t... ]]></description>
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		<title>O moarte sigura</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ceausescu/o-moarte-sigura.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moarte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[substante-toxice]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un reporter occidental îl întrebã pe Ceausescu, prin 1989:
-Am auzit ca in Romania e frig in case. Asa e?
-Da, dar n-a murit nimeni din cauza asta.
-Dar am auzit ca nu e nici mancare?
-Da, dar n-a murit nimeni de foame.
-Si am mai auzit ca trebuie sa ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Legea in vremea lui Ceausescu</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/legea-in-vremea-lui-ceausescu.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/legea-in-vremea-lui-ceausescu.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 20:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[degete-si-limba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[legea-tarii]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pe vremea lui Ceausescu, burlacii trebuiau sa plateasca tribut pana la 25 de ani. Un tip era foarte sucarit deoarece era impotent si s-a hotarat sa ii trimita scrisoare lui Ceausescu:
&#8220;Ma numesc Nea&#8217; Ion Caciula, om al muncii fara scula.
De c... ]]></description>
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