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		<title>Lectie de pipi intre betivi</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Betivi]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pipi]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[DOI BETIVI IESIND DINTR-O BERARIE:
- BA, AM UITAT SA MA PIS!
- NU-I NIMIC, TE INVAT EU... ]]></description>
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		<title>Trei betivi la o vorba</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bataie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Trei beţivi stăteau de vorbă la o masă:
- Când mă duc acasă, îmi bat nevasta şi copiii!
Al doilea beţiv:
- Eu când mă duc acasă îmi bat tot cartierul!
Al treilea zice:
 &#8211; Eu când mă duc acasă bat pe la toate uşile!... ]]></description>
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		<title>3 cafele</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Betivi]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cafeaua agita]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[la bar]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip beat la un bar cere la chelner sa ii serveasca 3 cafele.
- Trei cafele?
- Da, una pentru mine, una pentru tine si alta pentru ma-ta.
A doua zi, acelas tip beat cere la acelasi chelner:
- Trei cafele..
- Trei?…
- Da .. TREI …. una pentru mine, ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Un betiv la proces</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-betivi/un-betiv-la-proces.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[proces]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[procuror]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La un proces plictisitor din cale-afara, cand toti aproape ca adormisera, un betiv exclama catre procuror:
- Sa ma pupi in fund !
procurorul:
- Afara !
betivul:
- Nuuu ! Aici, sa vada toata lumea !... ]]></description>
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		<title>Eficienta si Viteza</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-betivi/eficienta-si-viteza.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-betivi/eficienta-si-viteza.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fabrica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[viteza]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un american, un japonez si un roman, se intrec in tehnologie.
Americanul spune:
- Am inventat o masinarie la care bagi la un capat un porc, si pe partea cealalta apar carnati, caltabos, sunca etc
Japonezul spune:
- Am inventat o masinarie la care bagi la... ]]></description>
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		<title>De la petrecere</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-betivi/de-la-petrecere.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:35:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un chefliu, iesind de la o petrecere, zareste pe strada un sofer care isi pornea masina cu ajutorul unei manivele. Intrigat, se duce la sofer si il intreaba:
&#8220;Domnule, nu-i asa ca tu invarti strada?&#8221;... ]]></description>
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		<title>Doi betivi in drumu mare</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-betivi/doi-betivi-in-drumu-mare.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-betivi/doi-betivi-in-drumu-mare.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 23:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pipi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doi betivi se intoarceau pe drum de la bar. Dupa 20 de metri unu zice:
&#8220;-Ba am uitat sa ma p*sh!&#8221;
La care celalt ii zice:
&#8220;Nu-i nimic ba, te invatz eu!&#8221;... ]]></description>
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		<title>Tigarile sau bautura</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-doctori/tigarile-sau-baurura.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-doctori/tigarile-sau-baurura.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:24:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fumatori]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- Fumati? il intreaba medicul pe pacient.
- Mai degraba as bea ceva, daca tot sunteti atat de dragut.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Bere pentru Raziel</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-betivi/bere-pentru-raziel.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-betivi/bere-pentru-raziel.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 23:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beat-turta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bere]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homosexual]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vodka]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip gaseste 10 $ si bucuros intra intr-un bar cere o sticla de vodca pe care o bea.
Beat turta iese din bar dar nu mai ajunge acasa ci cade intr-un sant unde adoarme. Peste noapte vine un homosexual il vede, ii trage pantalonii in vine isi face treaba... ]]></description>
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		<title>Urata cu spume</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-betivi/urata-cu-spume.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-betivi/urata-cu-spume.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cumparaturi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oua]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O femeie facea cumparaturi la supermarket-ul din colt.
Cumpara ea o cutie de lapte 1,5%, un carton de oua, o cutie cu suc de portocale, o cutie cu cafea, o salata si niste costita afumata.
In timp ce le descarca la casa, vine un tip beat in spatele ei si... ]]></description>
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