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	<title>Bancuri &#187; cu Ardeleni</title>
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		<title>Un ardelean la Bucuresti</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 14:37:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ardeleni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ardeleni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bucuresteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neveste]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[semafor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soferi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un ardelean vine in Bucuresti si asteapta verdele la un semafor. Un sofer trece cu viteza printr-o balta si-i umple pe toti cu zoaie, din cap pina-n picioare. Bucurestenii urla dupa el scosi din minti, numai ardeleanul se uita mirat.
- Apoi, stati linist... ]]></description>
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		<title>Calatoria pe CFR si ardeleanul</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ardeleni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ardeleni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cfr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wc]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un ardelean ce calatorea cu trenul pentru prima oara da sa intre în WC-ul de la un capat al vagonului. Cum deschide usa, se zareste în oglinda si zice:
- No, pardon, no!
Se adreseaza dupa un timp nasului, rugîndu-l sa elibereze WC-ul ca sa-l poata fol... ]]></description>
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		<title>Olteanu in tren cu un Ardelean</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:38:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ardeleni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Olteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ardeleni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[foame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[olteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rachiu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sanina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tuica]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Într-un compartiment de tren, un oltean si un ardelean; la un moment dat, ardeleanul scoate o litra de palinca, slanina, pita, sfarma o ceapa si începe sa manînce, tragînd din cînd în cînd si din palinca&#8230;
Olteanului i se face de o dusca, dar... ]]></description>
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		<title>Un Ardelean in puscarie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ardeleni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ardeleni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[evadare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lepra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[puscarie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un ardelean si un lepros stau în închisoare.
La un moment dat, leprosului îi cade o ureche&#8230; o ia si o arunca pe geam.
Dupa un timp, leprosului îi cade nasul&#8230; îl ia si îl arunca pe geam. Dupa alt timp, leprosului îi cade un deget&#8230;... ]]></description>
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		<title>Gheo in pielea goala</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ardeleni]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[curva]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gheo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[infarct]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inima]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pielea_goala]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un ardelean vine acasa mai devreme de la cîmp si aude zgomote în dormitor. Se duce în fuga si-si gaseste nevasta dezbracata complet, întinsa pe pat, transpirata si gîfîind&#8230;
- Ce-i, ma nevasta, ce ai?
- Am infarct, zice ea.
Ardeleanul da sa fu... ]]></description>
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		<title>Chilotii de muiere</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Ardeleni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri-cu-ardeleni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chiloti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[muiere]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vasile]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doi ardeleni intra într-un bar. Ion îl întreaba  pe Vasile:
- No, ma, ce esti asa de suparat?
- Apai abia astept sa ajung acasa si sa rup chilotii muierii.
- D-apai ce ai, ma, cu chilotii femeii?
- Apai ma asa ma strîng ca de-abia pot mere cu ei pe s... ]]></description>
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