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	<title>Bancuri &#187; cu Animale</title>
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	<description>Bancuri, Glume, Poante, Maxime, Perle</description>
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		<title>Tariceanu si broasca testoasa</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[broasca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cravata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tariceanu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tariceanu se duce la un restaurant unde se serveau mancaruri exotice, si comanda o friptura de broasca testoasa.
Bucatarul vine cu broasca testoasa si ii spune lui Tariceanu ca nu poate sa-i taie capul, doarece aceasta se retrage in carapace.
- Bagati-i ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Maimuta perversa</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:27:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maimuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[militian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[perversa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sugi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip mergea cu masina si-n dreapta pe bancheta avea o maimuta. la un moment ia maimuta si o pune sa-i suga p&#8230;a, dupa care o apuca de coada si o tranteste de bord, parbriz, scaune,etc. un militian de la circulatie vede gestul omului si-l trage pe ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Iepurasul amator de senzatii tari</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alocatia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cacat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ferarri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pisat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ursu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Ursul, scoate alocatia pe tot anul si isi cumpara un Ferarri. Il agata pe iepure sa mearga cu el. La impresii ursul ii spune:
- Iepurasule vrei sa-ti arat ca ii dau 300 si ne oprim la 2 cm de prapastie? Iepurasul amator de senzatii tari accepta.
Pornesc... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pasarica Nesatula</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[auriu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dolari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fripturi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nesatula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pasarica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pestisor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip intra intr-un bar, avand o pasarica pe umar, se asaza la bar si face comanda:
- O bere pt mine si 20 de fripturi pentru pasarica
Barmanul se uita ciudat, dar ii da ce-a cerut.
Peste 30 de min, tipul cere iar:
- O bere pt mine si 20 de fripturi pen... ]]></description>
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		<title>Institutul Agricol &#8211; Lectia de Zootehnie</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/institutul-agricol-lectia-de-zootehnie.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/institutul-agricol-lectia-de-zootehnie.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cuplari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[institut agricol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[profesor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaca]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O lecţie într-un institut agricol. Un cuplu apare la curs şi pentru că erau certaţi femeia se aşează în primul rând iar bărbatul în ultimul rând. La un moment dat profesorul zice:
- Un taur sănătos &#8211; trebuie să aibă până la 12 cup... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ursul la farmacie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu iepuras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[farmacie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iepuras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prezervative]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un urs la farmacie:
- 50 de prezervative va rog.
Doi iepurasi in spatele lui isi dadeau coate si radeau de el.
Ursu&#8217; se intoarce, se uita crunt la ei, se intoarce la farmacist si zice:
- 52! ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Bula si Puiul de Gaina</title>
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		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-bula/bula-si-puiul-de-gaina.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 12:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancui Bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Calugarita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pui de Gaina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[un ou]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bula vroia sa se urce in avion cu un pui de gaina, mic, galben si piuitor, ca sa il aduca cadou lui Bulisor.
- Domnule, zise stewardesa, nu e voie cu animale in avion!
Se intoarse Bula in aeroport, se duse la WC, puse puisorul in chiloti si urca liber in... ]]></description>
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		<title>Leul, Regele Animalelor</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/leul-regele-animalelor.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/leul-regele-animalelor.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elefant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Regele Animalelor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vulpe]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Iese Leul nervos din vizuina si se repezi la vulpe:
- Ia spune draga, cine e regele animalelor ?
- Tu, tu, tu esti, maria ta, se lingusi vulpea. .
Mai merge si da peste lup:
- Ia zi gustere, cine e regele animalelor, ca-ti mananc ficatii acu&#8217;!
- Do... ]]></description>
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		<title>Unitatea militara din desert</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/unitatea-militara-din-desert.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/unitatea-militara-din-desert.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bordel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[camila]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[din desert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unitate militara]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La o unitate militara din desert vine un nou comandant. Vazand tipu o camila legata de un stalp, intreaba ce-i cu ea.
- Pai, stiti domn sef, raspunde unul mai indraznet, cand mai avem nevoie de femei &#8230;
Seara comandantul cere sa i se aduca camila in... ]]></description>
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		<title>Senzatii Tari cu Ferarri &#8211; Ursul si Iepurasul</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/senzatii-tari-cu-ferarri-ursul-si-iepurasul.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-animale/senzatii-tari-cu-ferarri-ursul-si-iepurasul.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 21:02:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[300 la ora]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alocatia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri iepuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri ursi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cumpar Ferarri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prapastie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Senzatii Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ursul, scoate alocatia pe tot anul si isi cumpara un Ferarri, il agata pe iepure sa mearga cu el. La impresii ursul ii spune:
- Iepurasule vrei sa-ti arat ca ii dau 300 km / ora si ne oprim la 2cm de prapastie?
Iepurasul amator de senzatii tari accepta. ... ]]></description>
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