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	<title>Bancuri &#187; cu Alinuta</title>
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		<title>Alinuta goala la bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[goala pusca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[in bar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[whiskey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intra Alinuta goala pusca intr-un bar si comanda un whiskey. Vine barmanul,o priveste de jos pana sus. Alinuta il vede si il intreaba:
-Nu ai mai vazut niciodata o femeie goala?
La care barmanul:
-Nu e asta ,ma intreb de unde o sa scoti banii pentru baut... ]]></description>
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		<title>Alinuta despre amanti</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:40:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[in dulap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[schelet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[un amant]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta o intreaba pe bunica ei:
-Bunico,tu ai avut vreodata un amant?
-Doamne, Dumnezeule!! Striga bunica urcand repede in pod,unde descuie un dulap prapadit, de unde cade un schelet &#8230;... ]]></description>
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		<title>Alinuta: de ce fuge mama?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gloante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zig-zag]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta: De ce fuge mama in zig-zag, tata?
Tatal: Taci si adu niste gloante!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Alinuta cu iubitul</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gutui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mere]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salata de fructe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alinutza era in camera cu iubitul ei.Mama fetei ii spune ca daca baiatul o saruta sa strige mere,daca ii pune mana pe sani sa strige pere,iar daca ii pune mana si mai jos sa strige gutui.Dupa o jumate de ora Alinuta icepe sa strige:
-SALATA DE FRUCTE!!
-... ]]></description>
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		<title>Alinuta la plaja</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/alinuta-la-plaja.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[intre-picioare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la plaja]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plangi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta vede la plaja un baietel in pielea goala. Ii zice mamei:
-Mama, ce-i atarna baietelului intre picioare?
-E, ce sa-i atarne&#8230; o fluierice.
Dupa o jumatate de ora Alinuta incepe sa planga.
-De ce plangi?
-M-ai pacalit &#8230; am suflat si nu f... ]]></description>
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		<title>Alinuta la nudisti</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:27:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[averea la barbat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la nudisti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta cu mama era la nudisti.Vede printr-o crapatura la sectorul barbatilor un barbat.
-Mama ce-i atarna la omul ala?
-E&#8230; Averea lui.
Dupa putin timp barbatul acela se uita la ele tot prin crapatura si Alinuta zice:
-Mama! Uite nenea acela, ia cr... ]]></description>
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		<title>Alinuta de-ascunselea</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-alinuta/alinuta-de-ascunselea.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[de-ascunselea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frigider]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta se joaca pe afara cu un baiat de-ascunselea. Ea spune:
- Daca ma gasesti in 20 minute poti sa ma tii de mana iar daca ma gasesti in 10 minute poti sa ma saruti iar daca ma gasesti imediat faci ce vrei cu mine.
&#8230; Vezi ca ma ascund dupa frigi... ]]></description>
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		<title>Alinuta si Pinochio</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-alinuta/alinuta-si-pinochio.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pinochio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prin padura]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta merge prin padure si se impiedica,cazand cu burta-n jos.
Pinochio,care venea din spate,n-o vede pe Alinuta si pica cu nasu-n p**da ei.
La care ea zice:
- Hai Pinochio, spune o minciuna!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Alinuta la facultate</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-alinuta/alinuta-la-facultate.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-alinuta/alinuta-la-facultate.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[borcan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[invatatoarea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la facultate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la medicina]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un baietel la scoala:
- Sora mea Alinuta este la facultate, sora mea Alinuta este la facultate, sora mea Alinuta este la facultate.
Invatatoarea curioasa intreaba:
-La ce facultate, puiule?
-La facultatea de medicina.
-Si ce face acolo, puiule?
-Sta lini... ]]></description>
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		<title>Alinuta lipseste de la scoala</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-alinuta/alinuta-lipseste-de-la-scoala.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-alinuta/alinuta-lipseste-de-la-scoala.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[a murit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ciocan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[impuscat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la-scoala]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta lipseste 3 zile de la scoala. Cand vine o intreaba invatatoarea:
- De ce nu ai venit la scoala?
Alinuta:
- A murit mama!
Invatatoarea:
- Cum a murit?
Alinuta:
- A batut un cui in perete si s-a lovit cu ciocanul peste deget.
Invatatoarea:
- Bine, ... ]]></description>
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