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	<title>Bancuri &#187; Creapy</title>
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	<description>Bancuri, Glume, Poante, Maxime, Perle</description>
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		<title>Bunica la macelarie</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/bunica-la-macelarie.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:37:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cantar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kilograme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[macelar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[macelarie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nepotel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bunica intra la macelarie cu nepotelul pe brate.
-  Va rog, nu-mi cantariti si mie copilasul asta? &#8211; il intreaba pe macelar &#8230;&#8230;. Stiti, acasa nu avem cantar&#8230;
-  Dati-l aici, il duc pana in spate, la cantar.
In cateva minute sa into... ]]></description>
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		<title>Jaf la banca</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/jaf-la-banca.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hoti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[impuscat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jaf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ostateci]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spargeri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un individ sparge o Banca si ia cativa ostateci. Intreaba agresiv pe primul retinut:
- &#8220;Spune-mi m-ai vazut jefuind Banca?&#8221;
Ostatecul raspunde:
- &#8220;Da!&#8221; Fara sa mai stea pe ganduri, hotul il impusca in cap.
Apoi intreaba acelasi lu... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pana ce moartea ne va desparti</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/creapy/pana-ce-moartea-ne-va-desparti.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/creapy/pana-ce-moartea-ne-va-desparti.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[contract]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despartire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moarte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rai]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=959</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ Dupa 50 de ani de casnicie, el moare. La scurt timp moare si ea si ajunge in rai, unde-l vede pe el.
−    Dragule, ce bine-mi pare sa te regasesc!
−    Lasa-ma-n pace! Contractul a fost foarte clar: &#8220;Pana ce moartea ne va desparti&#8220;.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Importanta purtarii centurii de siguranta</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-politisti/importanta-purtarii-centurii-de-siguranta.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-politisti/importanta-purtarii-centurii-de-siguranta.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politia-rutiera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[siguranta]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=928</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Politia rutiera la locul accidentului discutand despre importanta purtarii centurii de siguranta :
- Uitati-va la acest om care nu a purtat centura : capul rupt, matzele pe parbriz, ochii in pomi, fara maini&#8230; In schimb, uitati-va la cel care a purt... ]]></description>
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		<title>Salonul de Tatuaj</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/salonul-de-tatuaj.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/deocheate/salonul-de-tatuaj.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Deocheate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Homosexuali]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cacat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[garaj]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pasarica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pe invers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tatuaj]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=926</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un tip se duce sa-si faca un tatuaj pe penis!
Intra in salon si acolo ii spune meseriasului ca vrea sa-i tatueze un Porsche rosu pe penis, in flacari, cu fum iesind din roti!
Tipul de la salon, ce s-a gandit, il intreaba:
- Nu vrei sa-i facem si prietene... ]]></description>
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		<title>Naufragiatii</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/creapy/naufragiatii.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/creapy/naufragiatii.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:16:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[corabie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[naufragiati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pasager]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=913</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Naufragiaza o corabie. Un pasager se apropie inot de capitan si-l intreaba:
– Capitane, cat avem de inotat pana la cel mai apropiat pamant?
– Trei kilometri.
– In ce directie?
– In jos! ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Sotul si Sotia &#8211; Partajul dupa divort</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/creapy/sotul-si-sotia-partajul-dupa-divort.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/creapy/sotul-si-sotia-partajul-dupa-divort.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 21:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[divort]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[partaj]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sotie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[viteza]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/?p=879</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un cuplu intr-o masina pe serpentine…
Sotia: dragul meu, doresc sa divortez si motivul va fi impotenta ta…
El, calm, mareste viteza…
Ea:la partaj voi cere casa,custodia copiilor,conturile din banca si o pensie alimentara f. mare…
El, mareste vite... ]]></description>
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		<title>IMNUL EMO</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/imnul-emo.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/imnul-emo.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[extraterestru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[freza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IMN EMO]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Omo kid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prostie]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/imnul-emo.html</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sunt un EMO depravat
Am o freza de cacat
Seman cu-n extraterestru
Si la plans yo sunt maestru
Yo vreau sa ma sinucid
Ca la minte nu’s lucid
Lumea spune k sunt varza
Da&#8217;s nascut din ou de barza
In oras yo ies machiat
Sa arat k un stricat
In roz ma... ]]></description>
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		<title>Pilotul unui avion catre turnul de control</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/religioase/pilotul-unui-avion-catre-turnul-de-control.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/religioase/pilotul-unui-avion-catre-turnul-de-control.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 23:33:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pilot avion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pilotul unui avion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tatal nostru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turnul de control]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pilotul unui avion catre turnul de control: 
- Ma aflu la 700 km de pamant, la 1300 de m deasupra apei si mi se termina combustibilul.. Astept instructiuni.
Turnul de control catre pilot: 
- Repeta dupa noi: &#8220;Tatal nostru care esti in ceruri&#8230;... ]]></description>
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		<title>Jaful de la Banca</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/jaful-de-la-banca.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/diverse/jaful-de-la-banca.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:49:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[agresiv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[impuscat in cap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inarmat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ostateci]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sparge banca]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un om inarmat sparge o banca si ia citiva ostatici. Il intreaba agresiv pe primul retinut:
- Spune-mi, m-ai vazut jefuind banca?
Ostaticul raspunde:
- Da!
Fara sa mai stea pe ginduri, hotul il impusca in cap. Apoi intreaba acelasi lucru pe cel de-al doil... ]]></description>
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