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	<title>Bancuri &#187; badea Gheorghe</title>
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	<description>Bancuri, Glume, Poante, Maxime, Perle</description>
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		<title>Binoclu performant</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[binoclu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gheo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Vasile se intalneste pe drum cu Gheorghe.
- No buna ma Gheorghe, da&#8217; ce faci?
- Da uite ma Vasile, ma plimb&#8230;
- No bine bine, da&#8217; ce faci cu acela la gat?
- Pai ma Vasile, asta ii un binoclu si cu el vad tot de aproape, frumos&#8230; ia ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Gheorghe si Gaura Neagra</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 06:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[accident]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neagra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reanimare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tren]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[xspital]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Gheorghe e internat in spital, la reanimare, cu mainile si picioarele rupte.
Ion vine in vizita:
- Ma Gheo, ce-ai patit ma ?
- Apai ma Ioane, mergand eu pe un deal am vazut o gaura neagra si am mers sa vad ce-i acolo&#8230; &#8211; Si &#8230;?
- Si am aj... ]]></description>
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		<title>Ion si Gheorghe la Paris</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:40:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cafea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cafenea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paris]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ion si Gheorghe merg si ei la Paris.
Intra ei intr-o cafenea, cer cite o cafea. Vine chelnerul cu cafelele. Bea Ion primul din cafea si incepe sa plinga.
- Ce s-a intimplat mai, Ioane, intreaba Gheorghe?
- Mi-am adus aminte de mama saraca, ca nu este si ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri de Revelion</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/bancuri-de-revelion.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/bancuri-de-revelion.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 16:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[anul nou]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc de revelion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[de revelion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[petreceri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ion si Gheorghe vorbeau intr-o seara inainte de Revelion, si Ion zice:
- Gheo! Tie ce-ti place mai mult? Petrecerea de Anul Nou sau sa te culci cu nevasta-ta?
La care Gheorghe raspunde:
- Bai Ioane, sincer, Anul Nou, ca ala-i mai des!... ]]></description>
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		<title>Statie de autobuz</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/statie-de-autobuz.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[autobuz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tarani]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Vine Ion acasa. Intra, dar in casa il vede pe Gheorghe.
- Ce faci aici, Gheorghe?
- Astept autobuzul. Ion iese.
Dar ii vine in minte un gand: &#8220;De unde la mine in casa autobuz?&#8221;.
Se intoarse, dar Gheorghe nu mai era.
&#8220;Totusi a venit auto... ]]></description>
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		<title>Badea repara un acoperis</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/badea-gheorghe/badea-repara-un-acoperis.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 19:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[accident]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acoperis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[case]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reparatii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tarani]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Badea Gheorghe a inceput sa repare acoperisul casei.
Partea buna este ca a ajuns in varful casei. Partea proasta e ca a inceput sa alunece.
Partea buna e ca a reusit sa se prinda de burlanul casei. Partea proasta e ca burlanul s-a rupt. Partea buna e ca ... ]]></description>
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		<title>Vaca sau Bicicleta</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/vaca-sau-bicicleta.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gheo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mulge-vaca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vacam-bicicleta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[-Ion: Nu stiu daca sa-mi cumpar o bicicleta sau o vaca.
-Gheorghe: O sa arati caraghios calarind o vaca!
-Ion: Cred ca o sa arat si mai caraghios incercand sa mulg o bicicleta&#8230;.... ]]></description>
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		<title>Deosebirea intre doi cai</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/deosebirea-intre-doi-cai.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/deosebirea-intre-doi-cai.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ciobani si Tarani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[badea-ion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gheo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ion si Gheorghe si-au cumparat cate un cal. Ion ii zice lu&#8217; Gheorghe:
- Ba, Gheorghe, eu ii tai la calu&#8217; meu o ureche, sa-i putem deosebi..
Zis si facut. In toiul noptii Gheorghe se gandeste &#8220;Ba, da tare fain tre&#8217; sa fie un cal fa... ]]></description>
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		<title>Gheorghe in lanul de porumb cu Maria</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/gheorghe-in-lanul-de-porumb-cu-maria.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/gheorghe-in-lanul-de-porumb-cu-maria.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 13:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gheo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[penis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porumb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sfarc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stiuleti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 			Gheorghe facea sex cu Maria, nevasta lui Ion:
-Gheorghe, zice Maria, daca s-ar face stiuletii de porumb cat pu*a ta, ce recolta am avea&#8230;
-Marie, daca s-ar face bobul de grau cat sfarcul tau , ce recolta am avea&#8230;
La care Ion, care ii prive... ]]></description>
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		<title>In prapastia fara fund</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/in-prapastia-fara-fund.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.t2i.info/cu-ion-si-maria/in-prapastia-fara-fund.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>byrev</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu Ion si Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[accident]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baaaa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gheo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[munte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prapastie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ion si Gheorghe pasteau oile pe marginea unei prapastii fara fund. La un moment dat, Ion neatent, aluneca si cade in hau. Gheorghe speriat, incepe sa-l strige:
- Ioaneeee&#8230; Baaaa Ioaneeee&#8230;.
Ion nu raspunde. Dupa un timp se aude vocea lui Ion:
... ]]></description>
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